Excuse me, but your ass is showing

[Catwoman2965]

Oh no, it isn't just you...my favorite phrase, either to myself or if i'm with someone upon seeing people who have no business wearing what they're wearing is "did they even bother to LOOK in a mirror before leaving the house today?"

I am on the larger side, and i go back and forth between misses and plus sizes, and i used to be guilty of wearing large, baggy, oversized clothes, in the belief that they made me look better. nope...now i wear things that are fitted, tailored and flattering to my body shape, and honestly, without being vain, i look MUCH better than i used to. and there are certain styles and colors i KNOW don't look good on me, so i just avoid them altogether

i work in women's retail, slighty higher-end, and that is one of my biggest challenges when a customer asks how something looks. i try and be diplomatic, when sometimes i just want to scream - "no, it doesn't look good, that's what happens when you try and squeeze 10 lbs of S#$% into a 5 pound bag - now get the proper size and then ask me again" - or they buy things too big - saying they don't want it "tight" - there's a big difference between tight and fitting well.

and finally, today saw something funny - guy walking down the street, no shirt, baggy pants, which were falling down below his entrie ass - he had boxers on, but how on earth can you even walk when your pants hang so low?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Be grateful you didn't see Chewbacca peeking out like the last girl I saw a few weeks ago when I was still running register.

If that's not a terrifying mental image alone, combine that with a C-Section scar.

please...scary part is most C-Sections these days are done low enough that the scar isn't supposed to be visible in normal clothes (bikini-line scar)...

I saw a woman walking through the mall parking lot the other day with her daughter (maybe around 10yo)...she was small chested (A-cup if that) but they were sagging...I know this because she was wearing a light-colored (yellow) ribbed tank top, the kind made of really thin fabric, with no bra...I wanted to stop her and tell her to go back in and get to Victoria's cuz she needs to learn to keep a Secret...... more please!

[DesignFox]

I see guys with the boxers hanging out all the time...I don't know how they walk either... >_< I wish they'd pull their pants up.

Same with girls letting it all hang out...especially when it shouldn't.

[Andara Bledin]

We got guys in my area (not far from Compton) who wear their pants about mid-thigh, a pair of boxers about halfway off their asses, and then another pair of boxers or a pair of briefs to actually cover themselves. All of that, usually under two or three shirts that hang down nearly to their knees.


Here is a pic of Avril Lavigne with low-rise jeans at least a size too small. Does that look sexy or even attractive to anyone without a crack fetish?

Here is Jennifer Lopez (reportedly) showing off that she, too, wears her jeans a size too small. Still not sexy.

I don't know who Michelle Heaton is, but wearing a dress doesn't make ass crack look any sexier.

This woman needs to never ride on the back of a motorcycle ever again. (not for the faint of heart)

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[myswtghst]

Has to be my least favorite thing about summer. One of my biggest pet peeves? The skeevy, overweight, hairy old men who insist on driving around (esp going through drive thrus!) with no shirt on. Just ew.

And I second (or fourth, or whatever) the comments about wearing clothes that fit. I am curvy, but I think my body is pretty good for someone who rarely works out and doesn't always eat well. I had a friend in college who was a bit smaller than me, but wore her clothes several sizes too tight, so she always had the muffin top going, and her belly hung over the waist band of her jeans. Given that I knew how to buy clothes that fit, people always said I looked much better, and oftentimes, even smaller than her, just because I could dress myself.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

This woman needs to never ride on the back of a motorcycle ever again. (not for the faint of heart)

"fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round...."

Or in this particular case, go up in a ball of flame.

[powerboy]

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and finally, today saw something funny - guy walking down the street, no shirt, baggy pants, which were falling down below his entrie ass - he had boxers on, but how on earth can you even walk when your pants hang so low?

I hate seeing that. I don't wear baggy pants. My pants are loose-fit jeans. I can not and will never see why that is in style. Why do the guys think, that I want to see their ass sticking out of the pants? Now women on the other hand

[Catwoman2965]

Just reminded me; recently while on a cruise. on one of the beaches in port...saw a woman wearing a thong bikini...i'm sorry, i don't care how toned and in shape you are, there is NOTHING attractive about seeing practially your entire, naked butt. and she had a pretty decent figure, but just not at all attractive.

a guy friend of mine once told me naked women aren't as sexy as a woman who wears just enough to leave something to the imagination (and isn't sleazy either)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I hate seeing that. I don't wear baggy pants. My pants are loose-fit jeans. I can not and will never see why that is in style. Why do the guys think, that I want to see their ass sticking out of the pants? Now women on the other hand

Mine are loose fit too, but are getting slightly loose in the waist.

However, there's a nifty invention that's been around quite a while to remedy that problem . .

a belt.

Now if someone would kindly spread the word to these guys, the world might be a better place astethically.

[MystyGlyttyr]

I like to wear my clothes big and baggy, but I make sure that nothing is showing when I do...at least nothing I don't wanna show, heh.

One of my favorite things to do to the little gang-bangers who walk around holding their pants up with their hands is to get just behind them, then reach out and step on the hem of their leg. Usually that's all it takes to bring everything down. Plus, then they can't chase after you.

[GingerBiscuit]

Just reminded me; recently while on a cruise. on one of the beaches in port...saw a woman wearing a thong bikini...i'm sorry, i don't care how toned and in shape you are, there is NOTHING attractive about seeing practially your entire, naked butt. and she had a pretty decent figure, but just not at all attractive.

a guy friend of mine once told me naked women aren't as sexy as a woman who wears just enough to leave something to the imagination (and isn't sleazy either)

I'm in pretty good shape, but would NEVER wear a thong bikini. Ever. Mainly cause despit being in fairly good shape I hold whatever weight I have around my arse. My arse in a thong bikini would blind innocent children.

OK, I like skimpy clothes- but I still try to make sure they have an element of class to them. . Most women of my age in england seem to insist on wearing super-short denim minis, low cut crop tops and all look really cheap.


Urrgh. I want to run classes for men and women on how to dress so that complete strangers aren't needing eye bleach.

[ArenaBoy]

I find it sad that guys have to wear pants 30 sizes too big and think it's cool. Makes them look silly and I've been getting tempted to hand out belts. That whole thong thing is disgusting, it leaves nothing to the imagination but it is entertainment to see these scantilly clad girls in the middle of a Michigan winter going *Oh my gawd, where's my car!? I'm freezing!*

[chainedbarista]

a few months back, my coworkers and i were treated to a skanky ass, courtesy of this girl's too low low rises and a thong that rode her waist...eww.

gave us a good laugh, but seriously, what is the appeal behind skank?

[Andara Bledin]

One of my favorite things to do to the little gang-bangers who walk around holding their pants up with their hands is to get just behind them, then reach out and step on the hem of their leg. Usually that's all it takes to bring everything down. Plus, then they can't chase after you.

I love it! I always think about how incredibly easy it would be for a kid to pickpocket these losers. They'd never notice, what with their hip pocket riding about knee level, and all.

What is up with un-toned skinny chicks wearing thong underwear? There's just something unpleasant in the way skinny-by-genetics asses jiggle. Kind of like a loose bag of not-quite-set jello.

.... ok... I apologize for the preceding mental image... Here's some

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[RecoveringKinkoid]

"Be grateful you didn't see Chewbacca peeking out like the last girl I saw a few weeks ago when I was still running register."

Gross!



I don't get that whole "jeans so low you need a freaking Brazilian to wear them" thing. How uncomfortable! I'm like, "Honey, put your stuff back into your pants!"

Gah!