Emptying out the trash cans in the ladies' room at work has become kind of morbidly fascinating. Found not only an empty case for a four-pack of chardonnay(?), but also a completely empty bottle of mouthwash...and not a small, travel-sized one, either.
I sincerely hope it was just being used to cover up the alcohol smell, instead of actually being consumed. And I'm always finding those mini alcohol bottles you find in hotel rooms and on planes in both the ladies' and men's rooms. Apparently a lot of secret alcoholics shop at my store...
Also the other day I found an empty box and tin for one of those single-sized Table Talk pies. Who in holy HELL eats while sitting on the john?!

Also the other day I found an empty box and tin for one of those single-sized Table Talk pies. Who in holy HELL eats while sitting on the john?!

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