This week's dumb criminal

[Kit-Ginevra]

A suspected drug dealer had to be helped down by police after he got stuck up a tree during a raid. The 33-year-old man was found hiding in a nearby garden when armed cops and police dogs stormed a house. He climbed up the tree to evade police and was yelling abuse at them. However when the time came for him to come down he pleaded 'I'm too scared man, I'm shaking here'. Police had to produce a ladder and guide him down

[Buzzard]

And not a single one of them had the courage to look at the criminal, look at the tree, and say "Fetch me that axe."

[Ironclad Alibi]

Let's have some respect for the trees. The proper response would be to call the fire department. They can use a fire hose to flush him out of the tree.

[dalesys]

Let's have some respect for the trees. The proper response would be to call the fire department. They can use a fire hose to flush him out of the tree.

Oopsies! Somehow we hooked the pumper up to the sewer main. Sowwwwwy about that. Here's a mesh trailer you can hitch to the back of your cop car.

[Mental_Mouse]

Oopsies! Somehow we hooked the pumper up to the sewer main. Sowwwwwy about that. Here's a mesh trailer you can hitch to the back of your cop car.

Neither the tree nor the property owner would be happy....

[RealUnimportant]

He climbed up the tree to evade police and was yelling abuse at them.

Was he hoping to scare them into submission?

[workerbee222]

Would have been kinda funny to see his reaction if some alert citizen had approached the tree while starting up a chain saw.

[dalesys]

... starting up a chain saw.

Don't worry, Lil Buddy, we'll get you down."