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So, Sunday morning a letter was left behind by one of our guests at our B&B location...and I feel mortified for him and his wife! The letter is as follows:
*Our stay @ <venue> was lovely, but I must describe what we arrived to hear:
We arrived just before 4pm on Saturday and entered via the exterior entrance. As soon as I entered I heard what I thought was a young woman being puniched. My wife knew instantly that is was the sound of a woman's orgasm (not sure how she knew that so confidently but that's another story altogether).
For the next hour we sat in our room listening to the Filmin of a Porno or Local OnlyFans content. We know that it was being filmed because we could hear multiple voice giving instructions and asking if she wanted to take breaks. When "Action" was shouted, the Action would resume.
Eventually her batteries died I guess so they decided to go ouside and smoke really smelly weed.
I wish I was making this next part up, but it was a guy in a fishermans outfit and 2 women in Unicorn outfits.
Throughout the night there was minor noise issues but the straw that broke the Unicorns back was when we were violently woken up @ 7:30am Sunday morning to Spanking and Smaking. I'm not sure what weird Kentucky Derby BDSM party they were having but this continued until 8:30am. They again went outside to smoke terrible weed and my wife went outside to confront them. The unicorn outfits were replaced with some construction gear (in case you ever try to google this shit). She asked them to have some respect for others at this time of day and they just laughed @ her.
It's not that our romantic anniversary night out was ruined, but it was not ideal and perhaps investing is some more isolation between the walls, and screening the customers for occupany.
Lastly, I REALLY hope you send a full crew to steam clean every square inch of that <room name> Room. Take no chances, the bed, the walls, even the ceiling. Clean. It. ALL. Kill is with FIRE.
Cannot unsee the unicorns...
<signed by the guest>
PS: I took a lot of videos of the noise. If you wanna see, just DM me.
The hotel desk attendant yesterday dealt with the situation, banning the guest from the noisy room and giving the Letter Writer a certificate for a free night's stay. I'm so glad that it was him and not me because I would have not been able to stop laughing! I've got nothing against OF or BDSM, but just the imagery provoked by the letter alone has me giggling my face off. I understand not wanting to film these things at home, but have some respect for the folks staying in the other rooms! Especially in a 100+ year old building that is not well soundproofed at all.
A part of me is very tempted to search OF to see if I can find any video of the unicorns and constructions workers doing their 'thang'...
*Our stay @ <venue> was lovely, but I must describe what we arrived to hear:
We arrived just before 4pm on Saturday and entered via the exterior entrance. As soon as I entered I heard what I thought was a young woman being puniched. My wife knew instantly that is was the sound of a woman's orgasm (not sure how she knew that so confidently but that's another story altogether).
For the next hour we sat in our room listening to the Filmin of a Porno or Local OnlyFans content. We know that it was being filmed because we could hear multiple voice giving instructions and asking if she wanted to take breaks. When "Action" was shouted, the Action would resume.
Eventually her batteries died I guess so they decided to go ouside and smoke really smelly weed.
I wish I was making this next part up, but it was a guy in a fishermans outfit and 2 women in Unicorn outfits.
Throughout the night there was minor noise issues but the straw that broke the Unicorns back was when we were violently woken up @ 7:30am Sunday morning to Spanking and Smaking. I'm not sure what weird Kentucky Derby BDSM party they were having but this continued until 8:30am. They again went outside to smoke terrible weed and my wife went outside to confront them. The unicorn outfits were replaced with some construction gear (in case you ever try to google this shit). She asked them to have some respect for others at this time of day and they just laughed @ her.
It's not that our romantic anniversary night out was ruined, but it was not ideal and perhaps investing is some more isolation between the walls, and screening the customers for occupany.
Lastly, I REALLY hope you send a full crew to steam clean every square inch of that <room name> Room. Take no chances, the bed, the walls, even the ceiling. Clean. It. ALL. Kill is with FIRE.
Cannot unsee the unicorns...
<signed by the guest>
PS: I took a lot of videos of the noise. If you wanna see, just DM me.
The hotel desk attendant yesterday dealt with the situation, banning the guest from the noisy room and giving the Letter Writer a certificate for a free night's stay. I'm so glad that it was him and not me because I would have not been able to stop laughing! I've got nothing against OF or BDSM, but just the imagery provoked by the letter alone has me giggling my face off. I understand not wanting to film these things at home, but have some respect for the folks staying in the other rooms! Especially in a 100+ year old building that is not well soundproofed at all.
A part of me is very tempted to search OF to see if I can find any video of the unicorns and constructions workers doing their 'thang'...
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