Overhead on the top deck of the U2 bus...
'So are you allowed back in that pub yet or are you still banned?'
'I'm allowed back in but they said if it happens again it'll be for good.'
'Dude,you punched a reindeer'
'Well I was feeding it and I ran out of food,so it bit my hand'
'You should've just walked away and left it'
'But it bit me-I couldn't let it get away with it'
'Dude..it's a reindeer-and you were already in trouble for headbutting that goat'
'It was in MY field with MY horse-it had no business being there'
'You should've just left it alone or got someone to help you move it. Dude, were you dropped on your head as a child or something?'
So much to unpack there... and I'm inclined to agree with his mate's diagnosis. Even though you were perfectly sober,coherent and wellbehaved, not exhibiting any signs of the brain cells being scrambled.
Or perhaps it's just me and it's perfectly unremarkable for everyone else to go round bopping random animals?
'So are you allowed back in that pub yet or are you still banned?'
'I'm allowed back in but they said if it happens again it'll be for good.'
'Dude,you punched a reindeer'
'Well I was feeding it and I ran out of food,so it bit my hand'
'You should've just walked away and left it'
'But it bit me-I couldn't let it get away with it'
'Dude..it's a reindeer-and you were already in trouble for headbutting that goat'
'It was in MY field with MY horse-it had no business being there'
'You should've just left it alone or got someone to help you move it. Dude, were you dropped on your head as a child or something?'

Or perhaps it's just me and it's perfectly unremarkable for everyone else to go round bopping random animals?

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