A man has been found guilty of taking part in a cocaine smuggling plot despite his defence lawyer stating that he 'was so thick he couldn't possibly have done it'. His lawyer argued that Mr W. 'had to have been coerced into doing it as he is so stupid he couldn't have done it himself. He really is that stupid-he makes Mr.Blobby look like James Bond'
So not only are you a convicted drug smuggler, you're a stupid convicted drug smuggler...

