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    Ok, so yesterday went to Wendover... did extremely well... I left Salt Lake with $160 and came back with $140, and $15 of that paid for the bus ride... considering house odds I'd say losing $5 in 6 hours is a pretty good night.

    Anyway, one of the perks of using the casinos bus service is that you get a free buffet (oh hell, that pays for itself ), but anyway, as I'm sure muses will tell you, there are some sucky people in casinos. While I'm enjoying my third course of food glorious food, this guy on the other side of the restaurant starts yelling racial epitaphs at the table next to him... like seriously, I haven't heard many of these words outside of television shows for years now he was that bad (klan member methinks)... anyway security is there in less than a minute (gotta love casino security) ... they thought they were soothing things over by sending two white guards to escort the guy out... nope, this guy flipped a lid calling the guards race traitors for standing up for the at the table next to him... and if the guards were allowed to drink on the clock I would have loved to have bought this guard a drink for what he told the crazy dude "well sir, I'm sorry you feel that way, if you would like to file a complaint against me feel free to do so, you may speak to my supervisor, you can see him standing right over there" (and the guard pointed to this huge black dude in a suit... I don't know if he really was his supervisor, but it shut the guy up real fast )
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    lol dumb just plain dumb
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    • #3
      "well sir, I'm sorry you feel that way, if you would like to file a complaint against me feel free to do so, you may speak to my supervisor, you can see him standing right over there" (and the guard pointed to this huge black dude in a suit...
      That's freaking awesome. :P
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      • #4
        It probably was his boss. The higher ups in security usually wear suits. At least in my casino. Did he have any kind of (that you could see) ear piece on? Either way I'm glad that idiot got what he deserved.

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        • #5
          in the casinos I worked in, security all wore tuxedos or suits. and since even the girl was butch (she was nice looking, but TALL and quite muscled), they all very much resembled mafia goons.

          we also had a pit boss who looked like Steven Siegal (he claimed to be related to SS), with a low grey ponytail who would always say 'fugedaboudit' and stuff.

          But yeah. Casino Security is probably one of themost frightening types out there
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          • #6
            Quoth Horsetuna View Post
            in the casinos I worked in, security all wore tuxedos or suits. and since even the girl was butch (she was nice looking, but TALL and quite muscled), they all very much resembled mafia goons.

            we also had a pit boss who looked like Steven Siegal (he claimed to be related to SS), with a low grey ponytail who would always say 'fugedaboudit' and stuff.

            But yeah. Casino Security is probably one of themost frightening types out there
            Dammit, now I have to get that image out of my head....not from disgust either...

            Damn growing up and finding the female Gladiators hot.

            @_@

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            • #7
              Quoth bunnyboy View Post
              Dammit, now I have to get that image out of my head....not from disgust either...

              Damn growing up and finding the female Gladiators hot.

              @_@
              You mean there are people who DON'T?

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              • #8
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                epitaphs


                Epithet, epithet.

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                • #9
                  Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
                  You mean there are people who DON'T?

                  same guys who think any girl over 100 lbs is fat.....oh wait you said people, so no.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Horsetuna View Post

                    But yeah. Casino Security is probably one of the most frightening types out there

                    Sadly the security at my casino suck. They're all OLD and out of shape. The last time we had someone who forged over 5000 in traveler checks security took their sweet ass time and the cashier had to "entertain" the culprit until they came. And funny thing is, they're located RIGHT next to the cage.

                    I wish we had the scary ones who actually don't seem like rent-a-cops.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Anakah View Post
                      I wish we had the scary ones who actually don't seem like rent-a-cops.
                      [Stereotypical Mob Enforcer]

                      Youse want I should round up some personages of my acquaintance, by the names Guido an Nunzio, and come apply to youse fine establishment sos youse can get a few real goombas on da payroll?

                      [/Stereotypical Mob Enforcer]
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