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  • Yay! I'm racist!

    So yesterday I was working in the library. I was sitting at a table just minding my own business when all of a sudden i hear some loud obnoxious cell phone ring. I assumed it was an accident and they would silence it but....

    BS: black student
    L: librarian
    C: cop
    M: me

    BS: *very loudly on phone, not quite screaming* Yo! hey what up ...... continues talking about what they did last night, etc.
    M: *about 30-45 seconds later i turn around and just loot at them, hoping they realize the problem, they don't* Excuse me, could you please be quite i am studying
    BS: Shut the f**k up you racist pig! *now SCREAMING* We elected a f***ing n***er as president you a white racist, so shut the f**k up.
    BS: *back to convo*

    A few minutes later....

    L: Excuse me. You will have to end the cal or leave. It is distracting the other students.
    BS: Shut up, hoar.

    L walks off BS still talking. I am now randomly surfing the web until it is quiet, a minute or two later in walks two cops.

    C: Ma'am, you will have to leave or you will be removed.
    BS: *hnags up phone* screaming "F**K the PIGS" over and over
    C: *grab her off chair and cuff her al lwhile she is screaming at the top of her lungs as she is being reomved she is scremagn "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiissssssmmmmmmmmmmmm mm and "rodney king"

    So now i know that in addition to running out of a item being racist it is also racist to want it quiet in a library.

  • #2
    Someone really, really should've said, "Takes one to know one."
    Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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    • #3
      I wanna know: why do rules = racist, i mean its not like there was a sign 'no blacks' 'no whites' 'no WTFBBQ!'


      (goes to stew in a corner)
      Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
      pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

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      • #4
        'cus clearly, the rules were written by The <white/black/brown/yellow> Man, and only apply to The <!white/!black/!brown/!yellow> Man, and are meant to keep them down! Can'tcha see? It's all a conspiracy! A C-O-N....SPIRACY! Ain't it obvious?
        Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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        • #5
          Forgot red in there otakuneko.

          I got to love when the person of 'race' accepts the answer but their significant other/bed warmer can't.

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          • #6
            I kinda like purple
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Quoth mattm04 View Post
              So now i know that in addition to running out of a item being racist it is also racist to want it quiet in a library.
              Reminds me of an incident I had in my computer lab last summer. Couple of punk kids (black) accused me of being racist when I repeatedly asked/told them to turn the (c)rap down and sit in their own seats. Apparently my being a small, Caucasian female is the sole purpose and rational for wanting them to sit down, shut up, and behave like civilized human beings.
              I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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              • #8
                Quoth wraiths_crono View Post
                I wanna know: why do rules = racist
                If the person enforcing the rule is a different race from the offender, they're racist. If they're the same race, they're selling out their race.

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                • #9
                  Quoth mattm04 View Post
                  We elected a f***ing n***er as president
                  "Yes, yes we did, however, he's not working at this library, so he has nothing to do with you shouting in here, much less using a cell phone."
                  "I call murder on that!"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Juwl View Post
                    "Yes, yes we did, however, he's not working at this library, so he has nothing to do with you shouting in here, much less using a cell phone."
                    and said person is likely to tell you to stop using your race as an excuse...


                    what I'm just saying...

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                    • #11
                      Quoth mattm04 View Post
                      BS: Shut the f**k up you racist pig! *now SCREAMING* We elected a f***ing n***er as president you a white racist, so shut the f**k up.
                      BS: *back to convo*

                      A few minutes later....

                      L: Excuse me. You will have to end the cal or leave. It is distracting the other students.
                      BS: Shut up, hoar.

                      L walks off BS still talking. I am now randomly surfing the web until it is quiet, a minute or two later in walks two cops.

                      C: Ma'am, you will have to leave or you will be removed.
                      BS: *hnags up phone* screaming "F**K the PIGS" over and over
                      C: *grab her off chair and cuff her al lwhile she is screaming at the top of her lungs as she is being reomved she is scremagn "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiissssssmmmmmmmmmmmm mm and "rodney king"
                      Why do I get the feeling that I will be dealing with this nonsense in the next four (at least) tax seasons?
                      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                      Who is John Galt?
                      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                      • #12
                        Taxguykarl, That's right. Having elected a black president means that black people can do whatever they want and don't have to pay taxes. Nevermind that the previous 43 presidents were all white and white people had to follow the rules...
                        "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                        ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                        • #13
                          Can someone please explain to me why people keep using Barrack Obama as an excuse to pull the "race card?" (Not American but I did follow the election enough)
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                          • #14
                            Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                            Can someone please explain to me why people keep using Barrack Obama as an excuse to pull the "race card?" (Not American but I did follow the election enough)
                            Because they would use any excuse to pull the race card.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              Because they would use any excuse to pull the race card.
                              Wait, you mean they need an excuse other than the employee being white?
                              ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                              And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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