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One of my favorite stops for a late night snack, especially on the way back from the bar is Sheetz, which is a conveniece store with all kinds of delicious food. This isn't the standard microwavable convenience store junk, it's almost like a mini-restaurant. Some of the newer locations even have tables you can eat at. They have all kinds of sandwiches, subs, burgers, hot dogs... I'm getting hungry now. 
The one closest to my house seems to be a drunk idiot magnet, including the guy who argued with the manager over a cigarette coupon that was for cartons and he wanted to use for packs, the drunk who wanted to fight everyone he saw, another drunk who thought everything he said was a hilarious joke by punctuating every sentence with the words "Suck my ass!", and another one that grabbed a donut out of the case, ate half of it, threw the other half on the floor, and walked out.
I stopped by there on the way back from the bar last night, and saw something a little different this time. I didn't stay out quite as late as I usually did, so it was late enough that most people wouldn't be out, but early enough that I missed the bar rush. I was the only customer in the store, and the only other two people were the lady at the counter, and another lady who was sweeping the floor.
As I was paying for my order, I saw a couple walk in the door together. The first thing that struck me as odd was that the girl was wearing a really short skirt, even though it was single digits outside. They quickly headed straight towards the bathrooms, side by side, and I thought to myself, "Tell me they're not both going into the same one!"
The girl went into the ladies' room, and apparently the guy thought he was going to be slick. He pushed the door to the men's room open, but then quickly stepped to the left into the ladies' room with her. All three of us had been watching them, and when they both went into the ladies' room, we all three just stared at each other in complete and total disbelief, before I finally spoke up and asked, "Did they just..."
Then the lady who was sweeping the floor walked up to the ladies' room, and pounded on the door with the broom handle. The guy bolted out of there and into the men's room, I guess trying to act like he had gone in there by mistake. Yeah right...
About a minute later, they both left without saying a word, or even buying anything. Funny thing, there was a motel just down the street from where we were. I guess they couldn't afford it.
The one closest to my house seems to be a drunk idiot magnet, including the guy who argued with the manager over a cigarette coupon that was for cartons and he wanted to use for packs, the drunk who wanted to fight everyone he saw, another drunk who thought everything he said was a hilarious joke by punctuating every sentence with the words "Suck my ass!", and another one that grabbed a donut out of the case, ate half of it, threw the other half on the floor, and walked out.
I stopped by there on the way back from the bar last night, and saw something a little different this time. I didn't stay out quite as late as I usually did, so it was late enough that most people wouldn't be out, but early enough that I missed the bar rush. I was the only customer in the store, and the only other two people were the lady at the counter, and another lady who was sweeping the floor.
As I was paying for my order, I saw a couple walk in the door together. The first thing that struck me as odd was that the girl was wearing a really short skirt, even though it was single digits outside. They quickly headed straight towards the bathrooms, side by side, and I thought to myself, "Tell me they're not both going into the same one!"
The girl went into the ladies' room, and apparently the guy thought he was going to be slick. He pushed the door to the men's room open, but then quickly stepped to the left into the ladies' room with her. All three of us had been watching them, and when they both went into the ladies' room, we all three just stared at each other in complete and total disbelief, before I finally spoke up and asked, "Did they just..."
Then the lady who was sweeping the floor walked up to the ladies' room, and pounded on the door with the broom handle. The guy bolted out of there and into the men's room, I guess trying to act like he had gone in there by mistake. Yeah right...
About a minute later, they both left without saying a word, or even buying anything. Funny thing, there was a motel just down the street from where we were. I guess they couldn't afford it.
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