I went to the local mall this afternoon for a Gyro and to wander a bit, check out if my sister in law's info was correct, and that the Carlton Cards is leaving (It appears to be, sadly... now where will I find my "Life According to Disney Princesses" statues?).
I wandered into the other video game store (CGX, it's not GameStop, but runs on a very similar model), and wander, as is my wont to do... Two guys walk in shortly after me, and spy a 'real' keyblade on the wall, a decoration...
I1: Idiot 1
I2: Idiot 2
C: Counter worker
(I didn't so much as open my mouth)
I2: "Oh, man!"
I1: "Yeah, you saw where my eye went first, huh?"
I2: "How much for that?" *points vaguely at Keyblade*
C: "You mean the key...sword?"
KeyBLADE! Not a sword!
I2: "Yeah!"
C: "I can't sell it."
I2: "What if I just throw out a number?"
C: "I CAN'T sell it."
I1: "What if I steal it?"
Really? You just admitted to her you might be a thief?
C: "We have cameras everywhere."
No, you don't. But nice try.
I2: "What if I turn invisible?"
C: "If you do that, I'd pay you money to steal it..."
*eye roll, walk out*
I wandered into the other video game store (CGX, it's not GameStop, but runs on a very similar model), and wander, as is my wont to do... Two guys walk in shortly after me, and spy a 'real' keyblade on the wall, a decoration...
I1: Idiot 1
I2: Idiot 2
C: Counter worker
(I didn't so much as open my mouth)
I2: "Oh, man!"
I1: "Yeah, you saw where my eye went first, huh?"
I2: "How much for that?" *points vaguely at Keyblade*
C: "You mean the key...sword?"
KeyBLADE! Not a sword!
I2: "Yeah!"
C: "I can't sell it."
I2: "What if I just throw out a number?"
C: "I CAN'T sell it."
I1: "What if I steal it?"
Really? You just admitted to her you might be a thief?
C: "We have cameras everywhere."
No, you don't. But nice try.
I2: "What if I turn invisible?"
C: "If you do that, I'd pay you money to steal it..."
*eye roll, walk out*
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