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    I'm taking a statistics class this semester, and while waiting to speak with the prof afterwards regarding the days I missed while sick, I witnessed this lovely little encounter. Apparently, this is what happens when an SC goes to college...

    This lovely little twatpumpkin began by demanding to know why she got a C on the first homework assignment. Prof explained that while she got the calculations mostly correct, she had to lose points because she used the wrong data sets for the problems requiring the SPSS data software.

    Now, just a note. On the first day of class, it's explained that the data sets are to be accessed on the class website, and we're ONLY going to be using those 4 sets all semester. This is also detailed on the syllabus. We have mandatory lab sessions every week, and have been to two thus far. In each session we were walked through logging onto the site, accessing the data sets, and using them in the SPSS analysis software, in sample exercises. Each homework assignment is posted on the class website, and in the instructions for each problem we're told:

    In the following problem, use Data Set _______ from the website, and using SPSS do the following: ...etc, etc.

    So, what was the outcome of this?

    SC: How can I get a C!?
    Prof: Well, you didn't use the same data as the rest of the class, that was detailed in the assignment
    SC: I used the data I found on Google! It's just as good!
    Me: <standing on the sidelines, trying not to eavesdrop, but gods is it hard NOT to hear her shrieking>
    Prof: ...no, I specifically said you had to use the data sets from the class site.
    SC: But I didn't know they were there! How was I supposed to know exactly how to find them?
    Prof: ... <you can see her trying to come up with a good, non-sarcastic answer>
    SC: this isn't fair! I DEMAND you grade me fairly, since it was YOU not giving adequate information. You didn't explain things right, rabblerabblewhinewhine.
    (essentially: It's not my fault I didn't read, or pay attention, or attempt to understand what you've been saying for the last 3-4 weeks! so give me what I want!!)
    Prof: I still gave you credit for understanding the calculations, but in the end, you didn't do what you were supposed to. The highest I could give you was a C. You still passed.

    SC argued for a few more minutes, and then left proclaiming she was going to the dean and was going to get the prof fired, etc, etc.

    It was like watching a bad refund/exchange go down, complete with inability to read receipt, demands for a manager, and threats to call corporate...

    So, SCs can't read ANYTHING, apparently, that would put them in the wrong...wow...

    and yet...oy...She's a college student, in a SENIOR level social stats class!!


  • #2
    That was almost painful to read.. The stupidity is strong in that one. I can only imagine the pain of your brain melting at the sheer force of her stupidity at such close range!
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    • #3
      Honestly, I'm kind of impressed that she took the initiative to at least go to Google. That's more effort than most SC's go to.
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      • #4
        Some college grad bimbo did this to a guy I know that has a radio advertising business. She applied for an entry-level advertising position, strictly commission. When this was explained to her she cried that it wasn't fair and since she just got out of college and has tons of student loans to pay she should start out at 50 Grand a year with benefits. He says he can see why she's still bartending a year out of college, and so can I.

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        • #5
          It's amazing what some people think college/university is! There was apparently a survey done on students in my area who think that just showing up to class should allow you to pass. As in, not doing assignments, or not doing them well, but being there everyday should be enough for the teacher! You're, usually, doing this to start a career!

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          • #6
            Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
            Honestly, I'm kind of impressed that she took the initiative to at least go to Google. That's more effort than most SC's go to.
            ....I have to concede the point on that one, I suppose.

            Quoth ditchdj View Post
            she cried that it wasn't fair and since she just got out of college and has tons of student loans to pay she should start out at 50 Grand a year with benefits.
            ....

            I-I have no words for this...i just...that hurts almost as much as what I witnessed... >.<

            Quoth lightmylamb View Post
            There was apparently a survey done on students in my area who think that just showing up to class should allow you to pass. As in, not doing assignments, or not doing them well, but being there everyday should be enough for the teacher!
            Sad, but oddly not that surprising, unfortunately. I see it everyday... <sigh>

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            • #7
              Ugg, I loved college, but honestly, the absolute stupidity of my classmates was mind-boggling.

              Loved Stats by the way. SPSS was fun.

              Yes, I'm a nerd.

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              • #8
                But I didn't know they were there!
                well if it's anything like the college I go to... they have an official college website with course material for each class. and most teachers put all of their stuff, including what's due and what's expected right there!

                yeesh

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                • #9
                  I'm taking a business class this semester, Principles of Management. It's a good class. Some of the students in it are morons. Had one guy sleeping in class tonight. Seriously, if you're tired enough to sleep through class why bother coming in? It wasn't even a long class, just an hour and 15 minutes. Skip it, the teacher will go over what you missed if you ask. Yeah sure, it won't be indepth at all, but it will be more information that you got while you were sleeping through it.
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                  • #10
                    Let me guess: attractive, probably blonde, large jahoobies, possibly a cheerleader, dressed like she's ready for the clubs instead of class. Probably used to get everything handed to her, right?
                    Think. It's not illegal yet.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth RedRoseSpiral View Post
                      It's a good class. Some of the students in it are morons. Had one guy sleeping in class tonight. Seriously, if you're tired enough to sleep through class why bother coming in? It wasn't even a long class, just an hour and 15 minutes.
                      In his defense, I took a statistics class in college taught by a very intelligent professor who actually did freelance statistician work in the private sector. The problem was, he talked like Ben Stien on downers. It was a real fight at times to stay awake in his class, just because of his voice and somewhat dry-at-times material combined to cause the brain to want to shut down.

                      Ever see a whole room of college students when their heads are sloooowly nodding foreward, then snapping up as they jolt back awake? Looks like slow-motion headbanging.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Geek King View Post
                        Ever see a whole room of college students when their heads are sloooowly nodding foreward, then snapping up as they jolt back awake? Looks like slow-motion headbanging.
                        That is hilarious to me.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth RedRoseSpiral View Post
                          I'm taking a business class this semester, Principles of Management. It's a good class. Some of the students in it are morons. Had one guy sleeping in class tonight. Seriously, if you're tired enough to sleep through class why bother coming in? It wasn't even a long class, just an hour and 15 minutes. Skip it, the teacher will go over what you missed if you ask. Yeah sure, it won't be indepth at all, but it will be more information that you got while you were sleeping through it.
                          I slept through an algebra class my first semester in college. But I had already finished all the homework for the entire semester (which only took about 2 weeks) and could answer any question that was asked of me. I was only in that class because I had to be (attendence was part of the grade, so no just showing up for exams), and I was told by an incompetent advisor that I could NOT test out of it. So if I wasn't daydreaming, mentally Force-choking the stupid instructor, or watching cars circle the parking lot, I was in snoozerville.

                          Although, I think dropping from AP Physics, AP Stats, and precal back down to Algebra 101 for Dummies is enough to make anyone with a brain cell want to kill things.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Geek King View Post
                            The problem was, he talked like Ben Stien on downers....Ever see a whole room of college students when their heads are sloooowly nodding foreward, then snapping up as they jolt back awake? Looks like slow-motion headbanging.
                            Great mental picture there!
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                            • #15
                              I'm guessing this is one reason why Generation Y is the hardest-hit group to face unemployment....

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