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    So, yesterday I decided to take a drive up into Calhoun county, IL. I used the Golden Eagle ferry to cross the mighty mississippi into Illinois. Also going over, was this old couple. When it came time to pay for the crossing, what I was about to hear, just made me want to scream DUH!

    FO-Ferry operator
    OM- Old man

    OM- How much does the trip cost? Do you take credit cards?
    FO- $11.00 please, no we do not take credit cards.
    OM- I thought this ferry was free. (no, dumbass did you not see the sign that said TOLL ferry to illinois?)
    FO- If you like, when we get over to Illinois, you can run to Kinders and use their atm.
    OM- No, I don't know how to use one.
    FO- then we cannot let you cross.
    OM- damn it.
    M- Here, you can have this.
    OM- thanks, now my wife and I can go to Illinois.
    FO- Wow, didn't think I'd see an act of generosity from a young man.
    M- No, I just wanted to get across the river, but I was also feeling generous.


    So, we got across, and 15 minutes later I was eating at Kinders.
    Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper
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