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    I'm at the Circle K across the road from my slave ship, getting my Arizona watermelon juice when I hear a little kid talking to his dad

    LK-daddy when I grow up will my penis be bigger?
    D-sure, unless you're a fag then it will develop into what mommy has: a pussy.
    LK- I don't want a pussy, they're mean.

    I paid then left. I guess you only hear this crap late at night.
    Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

  • #2
    Wait.. uh.. buh.. guh.. Wuhhht?!?
    Confirmed altoholic.

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    • #3
      You must have heard him wrong. I fixed it to what he actually said:


      Quoth Bagboy View Post
      I'm at the Circle K across the road from my slave ship, getting my Arizona watermelon juice when I hear a little kid talking to his dad

      LK-daddy when I grow up will my penis be bigger?
      D-sure, unless you're a fag then it will develop into what mommy has: ME.
      LK- I don't want a pussy, they're mean.

      I paid then left. I guess you only hear this crap late at night.
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        I have a feeling that little boy is going to grow up to be a very well-adjusted woman.
        "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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        • #5
          Quoth Bagboy View Post
          LK-daddy when I grow up will my penis be bigger?
          D-sure, unless you're a fag then it will develop into what mommy has: a pussy.
          LK- I don't want a pussy, they're mean.
          Wow, that kid's gonna have some issues when he gets older.
          Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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          • #6
            Well if the kid thinks pussies are mean...

            Seriously though, who tells a kid things like that?

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            • #7
              Sounds like the father attends Westborough Baptist church.
              This post has been brought to you by the IPF SC Neutering Campaign.

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              • #8
                My son rats out his dad so if I heard about this convo, it would be banishment to the couch(in an ice cold house)! Rude!!!
                "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your software."

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