Quit touching my balls!

[Sandman]

Bowling balls! Get your minds out of the gutter!

I was in the pro shop getting a new ball, and an older gentleman walked into the shop. The wonderful guy who works there was helping me out as I as pretty inept as to what kind of ball I would get (I only know the real basics).

Now on to the ball toucher...

This older gentleman walks into the store, and stares at the balls, and he spins one (while on the shelf). There are three signs (one as you enter, one as your leave, and one by the register) stating to not spin, or pick up the balls.

Now the guy that was helping me out, excused himself, and tapped the guy on the sholder, then tapped on the signs stating that you are not to touch the balls. He basically kicked the guy on out.

The guy helping me apologized, and told me that he has been in there seven times, doing the same thing. Another guy in the store told him not to worry, as he works retail and he would have done the same thing, and I said the same thing.

In the end, I purchased a nice Tornado ball that is red,white, and blue. I can't wait to use it in a league game on Tuesday.

[MadMike]

Maybe a little public humiliation would have been in order, i.e. loudly telling him, "Quit touching my balls!"

One of my coworkers did that to one of the other coworkers when I was out sick one day. They came over to get some information from me, not knowing I was going to be out. The one guy starting looking on my desk for it, and when he didn't find it, he started nosing around in the desk drawers. The other coworker knew I wouldn't want him doing that, and loudly told him to "get your hands out of that man's drawers!"

From what he told me, he turned about 10 shades of red and walked away.

[fireheart]

Maybe a little public humiliation would have been in order, i.e. loudly telling him, "Quit touching my balls!"

And off my mind goes into the gutter again....

Anyone else wanna join me?

[MadMike]

And off my mind goes into the gutter again....

Anyone else wanna join me?

Hello from the gutter! Hello from our little hell!

[otakuneko]

I am wondering, are customers allowed to handle the balls under a sales person's supervision? Seems to me you'd have to pick up a ball to test its weight and feel...

[fireheart]

I am wondering, are customers allowed to handle the balls under a sales person's supervision?

Only if the mistress is willing of course

[ReadyToRetire]

Bowling balls! Get your minds out of the gutter!

Ya know, my first thought when I read this thread title was: Hm, this must be a story about bowling balls.

So now, who's mind is really in the gutter <and not the lane gutter, either!>

[Sandman]

I am wondering, are customers allowed to handle the balls under a sales person's supervision? Seems to me you'd have to pick up a ball to test its weight and feel...

All the balls are undrilled. They do drill them on the premises. There are formulas to find out which ball is good for you (usually 10% of your weight for the right weight for the ball, and height for the size).

[marlovino]

All the balls are undrilled. They do drill them on the premises. There are formulas to find out which ball is good for you (usually 10% of your weight for the right weight for the ball, and height for the size).

Sandman, are YOU trying to see how many people fit in the gutter?

[protege]

Sandman, are YOU trying to see how many people fit in the gutter?

Zero score on that game. Seriously though, I'm trying not to bathe my monitor...

[wraiths_crono]

great now im reminded of the last time I went bowling, with my buddy nick and some friends, in the parking lot he loudly exclaimed: OH crap my dad has my balls tonight! Well good thing hes in the bar, let me grab my balls!"

[KMMCurly]

Bowling balls! Get your minds out of the gutter!

Don't wanna! I have so many friends down here!

[tropicsgoddess]

*snerk* That's what he said....

[PepperElf]

I'm just thinking of "Big Balls" by ACDC now...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I'm just thinking of "Big Balls" by ACDC now...

...but we've got the biggest balls of them all!