I'll see your race card and raise you MY race card.

[aniwahya]

It's so cute when people think that they are the only ones who have a deck stacked with race* cards.

Every time they play one they open themselves up and show their "hidden" weak point that gives triple dmg.

*i think everyone, and therefore no one, has more or less claim to a "race card" than someone of a different ethnicity

...tho i did get to play my own Native American on a racist who was for some reason scared of us <3
We were in the middle of a 20 hour drive too. Fun trip for me, not as such for him though.

[Pezzle]

oh, I love the race card... especially when people play it on other people who can play the same (or similar card) back.
Well played Gerrison

Ah yes, the race card. I like how sometimes it's perceived that only those who are not white can play the race card back. I often enjoy pulling out my Irish American Race Card in response to any implication that I've done something because the other person is black or Hispanic (the only two races I've ever encountered that have pulled the card on me so far).

[edible_hat]

Well, he married her, so maybe that's why he's a moron.

Well there is that. Also, reading is for Mormons, they even have their own Book.

[Kogarashi]

Well there is that. Also, reading is for Mormons, they even have their own Book.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Wonderful pwnage, Gerrinson! ::applause::

[Sheldonrs]

Once in a while, i pull the left-handed, gay Jew from Jersey card.

[blas]

Is there a blonde card I can use?

[Robert79797979]

What's his excuse now that, you know, a black man is president and couldn't have been elected without whites?

[Pezzle]

Once in a while, i pull the left-handed, gay Jew from Jersey card.

Gay Jew from Jersey... I'll have to remember that. I think I have a new Counter-Strike handle.

[KorporateKitty]

Oh, the Race Card...love it when people try to use it on me, not realizing I am mixed with black and native American in addition to white. I guess I'm pretty pale so people don't see it right off the bat. And my BF is Hispanic...and my BFF is black...

[Calud]

I'm not sure if all these racist stories come from the US, but the majority do, I think. Because honestly, I've never had any problems like what you guys are telling.

I'm a white male, raised in Germany, granted, but my closest friends are black and we've never had to deal with this crap.

[Danno]

Dang Polenicus, you've proven that even the most unpleasant of human interactions can be made more entertaining with a certain "children's card game."

[Skeksin]

White? I most certainly AM NOT!!
What you see is merely a 3 dimensional protrusion of my 6th dimensional self. You are merely perceiving that protrusion as "white".

But I still communicate better than the Orz....

[Dreamstalker]

It's still nowhere near as funny as pulling the "I have friends in the IRA" card,

Hey, I wonder if I can use that card now. My mom's best friend is from Belfast...sweetest lady I've ever met, but nobody else knows that.

[Becks]

Hell, I'm a white female.

Only "feminine needs" companies care about me.

[loveisuneven]

2/3 isn't genetically possible
unless you have 3 parents?
or you have a triploid genome
which.. would be weird for a human...

OT, awesome pwnage