I swear...
And no, this is not a slam to anyone who works there, or any of the delightful members of this board who, like me, love Subway and are stoked about the $5 footlong promotion. Because obviously we know how to behave like normal people in public and we know how things go at Subway.
But in all honesty, out of all the places I frequent, the dumbest people go to Subway. The trashiest people go to Wal-Mart, the people with the biggest inferiority issues go to McDonalds......and yes, the stupid all go to Subway.
I don't understand what is SO hard about going into a Subway and getting into line where the signs says "Line starts here"
I don't understand why it's SO HARD for some people to say how big of a sub they want, what kind of bread, and what kind of meat.
And you dumbass from today.....yellow cheese? You're from Wisconsin and you don't know that it's called cheddar cheese? Did a really large tree fall on you when you were a child? Or rather, did you fall down a really large stupid tree and hit every branch all the way down a few times?!
And you stupid old man with the walker.....yeah yeah we all feel bad for you that you're a fragile little old man with a walker and a cough that could scare Death himself....but to think it's ok to play with your walker while you stand in line and smack me and the girl in front of you with your walker? There are no more words....
And this is just DAY ONE of my lay-off from work....I can only imagine how many stories I'll have this week...
And no, this is not a slam to anyone who works there, or any of the delightful members of this board who, like me, love Subway and are stoked about the $5 footlong promotion. Because obviously we know how to behave like normal people in public and we know how things go at Subway.
But in all honesty, out of all the places I frequent, the dumbest people go to Subway. The trashiest people go to Wal-Mart, the people with the biggest inferiority issues go to McDonalds......and yes, the stupid all go to Subway.
I don't understand what is SO hard about going into a Subway and getting into line where the signs says "Line starts here"
I don't understand why it's SO HARD for some people to say how big of a sub they want, what kind of bread, and what kind of meat.
And you dumbass from today.....yellow cheese? You're from Wisconsin and you don't know that it's called cheddar cheese? Did a really large tree fall on you when you were a child? Or rather, did you fall down a really large stupid tree and hit every branch all the way down a few times?!
And you stupid old man with the walker.....yeah yeah we all feel bad for you that you're a fragile little old man with a walker and a cough that could scare Death himself....but to think it's ok to play with your walker while you stand in line and smack me and the girl in front of you with your walker? There are no more words....
And this is just DAY ONE of my lay-off from work....I can only imagine how many stories I'll have this week...
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