Idiot Driver

[tigger222]

Our local pet store was having a big sale for their 30th birthday and had been handing out 1 dollar coupons for purchases all week so I went to go redeem my four dollars and I went to pull into the parking lot when a soccer mom in a minivan cut me off and zoomed into the parking lot ahead of me. And puts her turn signal on for the only open spot when she noticed the pick up next to her and closer to the building had been ready to pull out of the spot before she blocked him in. So she starts to back up and gets mad at me because I refuse to back up into the street for her (a very small parking lot that would only hold about 10 cars). So she backs up as far as she could and motioned the truck to go around her and got even more ticked when he rufused to move. So she had to pull into the other parking space. He then made a point of motioning for me to wait and pulling out and letting me have the spot. And by the dirty looks I was getting at this point I'm assuming that she was pretty ticked at the whole thing.

[edible_hat]

On seeing the title of this thread, I started wondering how you drive an idiot. Voice commands? Bits of string tied to the ears (pull left to turn left, etc)?

[blas]

I'm starting to think that the GPS folk have become zombies already. Let this be a warning, the zombie apocalypse is coming, and quick!

Anywhore, where was I? Oh yes.....the once friendly GPS lady who used to be heard merrily chirping "Take the next left" is now growling "MMMMMEEAHHH OPEN PARKING SPOTTTT!" *drooool snarl grrrr grrr* "MUSSST HAVE SPOT FIRST! ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEEME!!!!!!!! GOGOGOFASTER!!! MMMMBRAINS!"

[Kogarashi]

On seeing the title of this thread, I started wondering how you drive an idiot. Voice commands? Bits of string tied to the ears (pull left to turn left, etc)?

I was thinking more along the lines of cattle prods and well-trained dogs.

What? That's how cattle drivers do it, isn't it?

Oooh, how about a stick with a string and a "FREE!" sign hanging from it?

[ditchdj]

Basic lesson of life:

If you act like an asshole and people treat you like one, don't be surprised.

[Ironclad Alibi]

If you act like an asshole and people treat you like one, don't be surprised.

I wouldn't be surprised to see that quoted in someone's signature.

[Shimatta]

I'm starting to think that the GPS folk have become zombies already. Let this be a warning, the zombie apocalypse is coming, and quick!

Anywhore, where was I? Oh yes.....the once friendly GPS lady who used to be heard merrily chirping "Take the next left" is now growling "MMMMMEEAHHH OPEN PARKING SPOTTTT!" *drooool snarl grrrr grrr* "MUSSST HAVE SPOT FIRST! ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEEME!!!!!!!! GOGOGOFASTER!!! MMMMBRAINS!"

I like using my GPS. It's the people that need them and don't have them that scare me -you know the ones that lean forward to read signs and drift over center lines or slam on their brakes at the last second when they find the place that want to turn into.