My dad is on the verge of getting promoted. If this happens, he will get a company car, so guess who gets the old one 
Disadvantage with my new job is that I have to get the bus. I hate buses. I am about half way through the journey. Now, what is the standard proceedure when you are stood at a bus stop and you see your bus coming? You stick your arm out right?
Not this guy. He was about mid-thirties, wearing businesswear, and I can only assume this was his first time on a bus. He was stood at his stop, but just seemed to be staring out into the middle of the road. Bus driver carried on going. Business guy suddenly starts waving his arms frantically. Bus driver slams on the breaks. HARD. He lets the moron on.
The street names are fake.
SC: Why didn't you stop for me?!?
Driver: I'm sorry, I thought you might have been waiting for another bus. You should have stuck your arm out.
SC:
Umm, OK. Could I have one to <office> on Main Street?
Driver: I'm sorry, but this bus does not go to Main Street. But we do stop on High Street, just a couple of minutes walk from there.
Business guy looks at bus driver like he is derranged.
SC: What? No. Take me to Main Street.
Driver: That is not on our route. If you want to go to Main Street, you need to get the number 36 bus on Fake Road.
SC: I really don't know what you're trying to tell me.
Driver: We. Do. Not. Go. To. Main. Street.
SC: You can't take me to Main Street?!
Driver: No. But I can take you to High Street.
SC: Fine.
Driver: That will be £x.xx
SC: I really don't see why I should be paying, seeing as you can't give me what I want.
He did pay.

Disadvantage with my new job is that I have to get the bus. I hate buses. I am about half way through the journey. Now, what is the standard proceedure when you are stood at a bus stop and you see your bus coming? You stick your arm out right?
Not this guy. He was about mid-thirties, wearing businesswear, and I can only assume this was his first time on a bus. He was stood at his stop, but just seemed to be staring out into the middle of the road. Bus driver carried on going. Business guy suddenly starts waving his arms frantically. Bus driver slams on the breaks. HARD. He lets the moron on.
The street names are fake.
SC: Why didn't you stop for me?!?
Driver: I'm sorry, I thought you might have been waiting for another bus. You should have stuck your arm out.
SC:

Driver: I'm sorry, but this bus does not go to Main Street. But we do stop on High Street, just a couple of minutes walk from there.
Business guy looks at bus driver like he is derranged.
SC: What? No. Take me to Main Street.
Driver: That is not on our route. If you want to go to Main Street, you need to get the number 36 bus on Fake Road.
SC: I really don't know what you're trying to tell me.
Driver: We. Do. Not. Go. To. Main. Street.
SC: You can't take me to Main Street?!
Driver: No. But I can take you to High Street.
SC: Fine.
Driver: That will be £x.xx
SC: I really don't see why I should be paying, seeing as you can't give me what I want.
He did pay.
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