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  • #16
    My daughter's first name is my maiden name.

    As for her middle name? Hubs & I are dorks. Particularly Sherlock Holmes dorks. So we also gave her the name of The Woman. (Might take a moment to get the reference, but if y'all like Sherlock Holmes, you'll be able to figure it out).

    My first name can be spelled with either an "i" or a "y" at the end. I spell it with a "y". When spelled with a "y", my name means Beloved.

    My middle name means "Devotee to Dionysos" (Greek/Roman God of Wine - Not Rum *le sigh* ).

    So I'm basically the Beloved Devotee to Dionysos.

    Now, where I am going to find the God of Rum?

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    • #17
      Reading this thread, I got curious, so I looked my name up here: http://www.meaning-of-names.com/

      Apparently, my name means "Attractive Poor Man." (Eerily accurate!)
      "Wouldn't that be unethical?"
      "That's only an issue for those who aren't already in Hell."
      --Dilbert

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      • #18
        Quoth Nyx View Post
        I had a customer with the last name Frankenstein once.
        "It's 'Fraahnkinshteen'!"
        </gene wilder>

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        • #19
          Quoth freaktard View Post
          Reading this thread, I got curious, so I looked my name up here: http://www.meaning-of-names.com/

          Apparently, my name means "Attractive Poor Man." (Eerily accurate!)
          My first name means "god is gracious", it's a little ironic since I'm an atheist.

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          • #20
            If I have a daughter, I want to name her Jasmine, just so I can call her "Jazz" for short.

            I enjoy listening to jazz.
            "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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            • #21
              Quoth trunks2k View Post
              "It's 'Fraahnkinshteen'!"
              </gene wilder>


              Dr.: If you're blue and you don't know
              where to go to why don't you go
              where fashion sits

              Monster: PAAAAABEEEEN OOEEEN NEEE RIIIIIIIIIZZZZ!
              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
              Hoc spatio locantur.

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              • #22
                Let's see...my first name means "one who has Christ in his heart." A bit ironic, since I don't really follow religion Middle name is "marksman." Last name...translates to "eastern house" in Norwegian.
                Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                • #23
                  Birth Name: sword - pure - one born at the same time as another, a twin

                  Current Name: sword - pure - one who worked a plot of land without obligation of rent or service
                  Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                  HR believes the first person in the door
                  Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                  Document everything
                  CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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                  • #24
                    "Like God" "Crowned one" "Son of Andrew."

                    ... Maybe this explains my superiority complex!


                    Well, if I had one, it would
                    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                    http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                    • #25
                      Maiden name: Lovable/Worthy of being loved - God is Gracious/Gift of God - One who lives near a sacred tree.

                      And I married into a family of Welshmen or foreigners.

                      My mom's family are all sons of blind people.
                      "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
                      - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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                      • #26
                        first name, derivative of mary
                        middle name, consecrated to god
                        last name, a type of horse that is trained to trot as a main gait or 'trotter' great, now all i can hear is frank langella doing the trotter name thing from that movie...]
                        EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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                        • #27
                          My first and middle names mean either 'Warlike Protector of Mankind' or "Rebellious Protector of Mankind"
                          If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                          • #28
                            My first name means Life in greek, but my family is German, I have a very german sounding middle name which I hate.
                            I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                            • #29
                              How about "Laurel crowned" "Keeper of the keys" "Shield bearer"?

                              Am I good or what?
                              Meeeeoooow.....
                              Still missing you, Plaid

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                              • #30
                                Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post

                                My surname is supposedly slang for penis.
                                When my grandfather was young, he was mercilessly teased about his middle name, which was close to the slang word for horse's balls in my country.
                                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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