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As per request from EQ, I'm posting the sightings we managed to witness whilst out last night. EQ, the Datajager and I went out to the movies, dinner, and after movie snacks, and managed to encounter a trio of sightings, and here they be:
#1 In the theater
we went to see Watchmen last night. It's a pretty long movie, and about an hour and a half into it, these three people show up, two guys and a girl. Now the theater was pretty empty, (we're talking MAYBE 10 people. I think because it was an awkward show time, right around when people were just getting home from work, and couldn't really make it, but anyways...) These three fuckwits sit down after showing up halfway into the movie, and proceed carrying on an entire conversation. Out loud. Complete with laughing and joking and gesturing.
Great.
Before any of us can do anything, this Awesome Guy sitting in the same row a few seats down, speaks up:
AG: Y'all gonna gossip or watch the movie?
EQ and I snickered. The trio got up and left in a huff, I think I heard one of them muttering about the nerve of some people, but whatever. They were still laughing and joking, and saying something about another movie, so I think they may have been theater hopping. I don't know.
EQ leaned forward and thanked AG, and we continued on with the movie.
#2 After the movie
After the movie ended, it was pretty late, so we went to a place here in town called The House of Pie.
Literally a restaurant devoted to pie. Yum.
It's always crowded and busy, because it's really popular. And the waitstaff are always running around, with what looks like no breaks in sight. We get seated in a booth, and order, and the meal goes relatively smoothly. We're waiting patiently for our check because we know it's busy and the waitress just had a table of seven sit to my left, and was trying to get them settled and whatnot.
On the other side of us, a couple was sitting in small booth, in another waitress' section. This waitress had just set down a tray of food, and was serving a table. She was asked for something, and went to go get it, and as she passed the couple in the booth, the lady yelled at her.
Lady: ExCUSE me?!
Waitress: Yes, ma'am, can I help you?
Lady: Yes, now that you've IGNORED us the ENTIRE time we've been here! (note. I saw they had been seated MAYBE for 2 minutes. The fact there was a booth open so soon was pretty miraculous)
Waitress: <Apologizes politely, and asks if she can take their order>
And then, the couple goes silent. They wiffle waffle around the menu, until the female finally asks the guy, "So, do we know what we want yet?"
that's right, folks. she harassed the waitress, pitched a fit about not getting her order taken, and they didn't even know what they were ordering yet!!
The stoopit. The entitlement... It burnz...
#3 On the way home
So, EQ is driving me home, and we're sitting at a traffic light when we hear sirens behind us. It's an ambulance. EQ immediately tries to swing out of the way to let it through, right as the light turns green. The car in front of us? Doesn't MOVE!! EQ lays on the horn, and tries to go forward but the car still doesn't move!! Every other lane is clearing the way, except ours!! (Note, there's a constable car next to us, too, this is important later)
Finally, the twatwaffle DOES finally deign to eke forward. Until they're blocking the intersection completely, and then the pull to a complete stop. Cross traffic can't get through unless they want to T-bone this moron. EQ ends up having to pull off a really tight turn to swerve around this asshole, to go a different way than we were heading, and then we had to flip a u-turn to come back around and continue on our way. As we pass the same intersection, we notice the moron is gone.
EQ is rather peeved as am I because the light was green, they could've moved and gotten into the right lane and gotten out of the way of the ambulance, but noooo, couldn't be bothered.
So, we continue on our way, and two lights down, we see MORE flashing lights. Someone's been pulled over!! And hey look, we think it's the same constable car that was at that other light with us.
holy fuck, he pulled over the douchwaffle who blocked the intersection!!
Karma in action!!
EQ: Oh my god, he got pulled over!! It's karma!! Karma works!!
Me: That's just too funny...
EQ: Swear to me you'll post this when you get home!
Me: Er...it's after midnight, and I've been up since 5 int he morning...can I post it tomorrow?
EQ: Oh all right. But send me the link!
Me: Deal
Thus, it is so!
The End!
#1 In the theater
we went to see Watchmen last night. It's a pretty long movie, and about an hour and a half into it, these three people show up, two guys and a girl. Now the theater was pretty empty, (we're talking MAYBE 10 people. I think because it was an awkward show time, right around when people were just getting home from work, and couldn't really make it, but anyways...) These three fuckwits sit down after showing up halfway into the movie, and proceed carrying on an entire conversation. Out loud. Complete with laughing and joking and gesturing.
Great.
Before any of us can do anything, this Awesome Guy sitting in the same row a few seats down, speaks up:
AG: Y'all gonna gossip or watch the movie?
EQ and I snickered. The trio got up and left in a huff, I think I heard one of them muttering about the nerve of some people, but whatever. They were still laughing and joking, and saying something about another movie, so I think they may have been theater hopping. I don't know.
EQ leaned forward and thanked AG, and we continued on with the movie.
#2 After the movie
After the movie ended, it was pretty late, so we went to a place here in town called The House of Pie.
Literally a restaurant devoted to pie. Yum.
It's always crowded and busy, because it's really popular. And the waitstaff are always running around, with what looks like no breaks in sight. We get seated in a booth, and order, and the meal goes relatively smoothly. We're waiting patiently for our check because we know it's busy and the waitress just had a table of seven sit to my left, and was trying to get them settled and whatnot.
On the other side of us, a couple was sitting in small booth, in another waitress' section. This waitress had just set down a tray of food, and was serving a table. She was asked for something, and went to go get it, and as she passed the couple in the booth, the lady yelled at her.
Lady: ExCUSE me?!
Waitress: Yes, ma'am, can I help you?
Lady: Yes, now that you've IGNORED us the ENTIRE time we've been here! (note. I saw they had been seated MAYBE for 2 minutes. The fact there was a booth open so soon was pretty miraculous)
Waitress: <Apologizes politely, and asks if she can take their order>
And then, the couple goes silent. They wiffle waffle around the menu, until the female finally asks the guy, "So, do we know what we want yet?"
that's right, folks. she harassed the waitress, pitched a fit about not getting her order taken, and they didn't even know what they were ordering yet!!
The stoopit. The entitlement... It burnz...
#3 On the way home
So, EQ is driving me home, and we're sitting at a traffic light when we hear sirens behind us. It's an ambulance. EQ immediately tries to swing out of the way to let it through, right as the light turns green. The car in front of us? Doesn't MOVE!! EQ lays on the horn, and tries to go forward but the car still doesn't move!! Every other lane is clearing the way, except ours!! (Note, there's a constable car next to us, too, this is important later)
Finally, the twatwaffle DOES finally deign to eke forward. Until they're blocking the intersection completely, and then the pull to a complete stop. Cross traffic can't get through unless they want to T-bone this moron. EQ ends up having to pull off a really tight turn to swerve around this asshole, to go a different way than we were heading, and then we had to flip a u-turn to come back around and continue on our way. As we pass the same intersection, we notice the moron is gone.
EQ is rather peeved as am I because the light was green, they could've moved and gotten into the right lane and gotten out of the way of the ambulance, but noooo, couldn't be bothered.
So, we continue on our way, and two lights down, we see MORE flashing lights. Someone's been pulled over!! And hey look, we think it's the same constable car that was at that other light with us.
holy fuck, he pulled over the douchwaffle who blocked the intersection!!
Karma in action!!
EQ: Oh my god, he got pulled over!! It's karma!! Karma works!!
Me: That's just too funny...
EQ: Swear to me you'll post this when you get home!
Me: Er...it's after midnight, and I've been up since 5 int he morning...can I post it tomorrow?
EQ: Oh all right. But send me the link!
Me: Deal
Thus, it is so!
The End!
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