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  • #1

    You Lil Son of A *****

    Sorry for the rant... But I am pissed!

    So my bus ride today SUCKED. There were three incidents over the course of an hour. Ugh.

    Kids

    Now don't get me wrong, I like kids. Adorable lil creatures they are. But for GOODNESS sake, watch your kids on the bus! Some idiot had her kids on the bus and wasn't watching them. They kept putting the cord that signals the driver to stop at the next stop. They also kept running around the bus while it was moving. They were standing up in the seats while it was moving as well

    Creepy Guy

    I've posted about this guy before... Older guy... Keeps talking to me and complimenting everything about me and telling me how pretty I am all the time. Tonight this guy rubbed this net bag that I crocheted, telling me how great it was, then told me for the THIRD TIME about how he crochets. I then moved my bag a little later to make room since the bus was getting full and he moved from where he was sitting by himself to sit next to me. I swear, the next he touches me or my stuff he is going to be short a few teeth. I am getting really sick of him going out of his way to sit next to me and constantly talking to me.

    Are You SUICIDAL?

    So it's 11pm, and the line of buses are leaving downtown. You realize that you are running late and missing your bus. Let's take a quiz and see what you do.

    A. Stand on the corner and yell for the bus
    B. Bang on the window of the nearest bus so that they can radio the driver of the bus you actually need.
    C. Run into the street in front of several buses and bang on the glass, scaring the holy hell of the driver and making her scream in terror as she watches you almost get creamed.

    C you say? You, my dear, are a f***tard. I hate you. The driver of this bus is a sweety, and she almost had to pull over. You scared her that bad. As she said "Catching the bus is NOT worth your life!"

    Bonus points for the shit eating grin you loser!

    I swear, I am gonna..... GARRRRRRR!
    Last edited by SilverOrb; 03-26-2009, 05:26 AM. Reason: I can't spell when PISSED
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    That's all I can say.
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    • #3
      Quoth SilverOrb View Post
      Creepy Guy
      I swear, the next he touches me or my stuff he is going to be short a few teeth. I am getting really sick of him going out of his way to sit next to me and constantly talking to me.
      Have you tried telling him to "F**k off!" and leave you alone? If not, I'd try that first; smacking someone in the mouth just for talking to you could land you in all kinds of trouble.

      EDIT: Love your avatar...
      Last edited by Canarr; 03-26-2009, 12:25 PM.
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      • #4
        One time when I was riding the bus I felt something touch me.I looked over and it was this little girl maybe 3-4 years old.She was leaning over the seat going through my purse.Her dad just kinda oh no honey don't do that. So five bucks says he taught his daughter to do it and then we she gets caught he can "act" surprised.
        People that let their kids run around piss me off. You know they are the first ones to sue when their baby gets hurt. I'm surprised the bus driver has said nothing to the parents.I know we have drivers that will cause a scene just to cause embrassment. As far as the guy hitting on you.I find that yelling I SAID NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME always work.

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        • #5
          Try hissing at the creepy guy
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          • #6
            Quoth Cat View Post
            Try pissing at the creepy guy
            Fixed it.


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            • #7
              I know how you feel....God I can't wait to get a car...
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              • #8
                Quoth candyshopgirl View Post
                One time when I was riding the bus I felt something touch me.I looked over and it was this little girl maybe 3-4 years old.She was leaning over the seat going through my purse.Her dad just kinda oh no honey don't do that. So five bucks says he taught his daughter to do it and then we she gets caught he can "act" surprised.
                Actually, the dad's reaction sounds like something I would do. If my little girl (2 years old) started going through someone else's purse on the bus, I might not notice at first. As soon as I did, I'd say something along the lines of, "Oh, no, we don't do that," followed by an apology to the purse owner. Nothing to immediately get all screaming-Mommy over, because she doesn't know better yet, but certainly an opportunity to correct her gently and make sure she doesn't do it again. I can see that as something a 3-4 year old hasn't encountered yet, and thus hasn't had the "rules" established for yet.

                Now, if the dad had brushed off her behavior offhandedly ("Oh, she does that all the time"), then I'd suspect him of teaching her that, or at least not caring enough to correct her behavior.
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                • #9
                  Sadly, the creepy guy seems to be a favorite on the bus... So I doubt I'd come out of it well if I told him to fuck off.

                  And this is NOT the first time I've had run ins with this guy... We are talking almost a year. Always the same creepy stuff.

                  Patience is wearing thin!!!
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                  • #10
                    By all means, slug the guy. Thats harassment if ever I've seen it.

                    As for the idiots running out infront of busses, let em' get flattened for all I care... but that might bother the drivers, and their life isn't worth the discomfort of a decent human being.

                    Unfotunately, it's illegal for me to take a more direct aproach to removing idiots like that from the gene pool, but thier stupidity is going a long way towards killing themselves without me or anyone else
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                    • #11
                      Quoth SilverOrb;528243I then moved my bag a little later to make room since the bus was getting full and he [U
                      moved from where he was sitting by himself[/U] to sit next to me.
                      A suggestion: Next time move your stuff only after someone asks you to so they can sit down. That way the creepy guy won't be able to move there, unless he knocks the other person out of the way.
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                      • #12
                        Yeah... I know. But this idiot sits near me when the bus is EMPTY as well.
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                        • #13
                          Do you own a hatpin? That might help. XD

                          As far as kids go, once I was on a bus and two small boys were flicking paper darts at me. I ignored them at first, then when they didn't stop, I crumpled up a piece torn out of a magazine I'd already read and threw it at them. Hit one square on the cheek, both kids were shocked and quit flicking paper darts at me. And nope; no parents in sight.
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                          • #14
                            Try repeated cases of TSTST-for those who don't follow, it's Too Straight To Sit Together syndrome, borrowed lovingly from GK. Usually it's school kids who get on the bus and feel the need to spread out over the entire back section.
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                            • #15
                              Ohhhh I saw him the other day.... He was sitting outside of a place where they do addiction classes.. Like for alcohol and narcotics. Interesting.
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