The Bus Hag!! (TOTALLY gross!)

[chocoBug]

ok this is the most digusting person i have EVER seen. If youre grossed out easily look awayy!!

i'd finished my early shift and was on the bus home at about 11am. I sat at the back of the bus where there are those 4 seats in a row. There was this dirty and really tired looking woman, kinda looked like the evil hag outta kids books, sitting on the 4th seat and I sat on the first seat. I started to read the paper and i heard this sorta..smacking, slurping noise. I tried to ignore it but since im such an irritable person i turned to look - she was picking her nose, examining her finger and then having a good slurp - REALLY graphically. I was like, eeeuw and put my ipod on to drown out the sound. This worked but then, consumed by curiosity, i glanced over 5mins later. She now had her feet up on the seat opposite her, picking off mud that had caked onto her big boots and was now eating this too. I nearly gagged - i threw down my paper and upstairs i went.

I'm embaressed if i have an itch on the inside of my nose in public. This woman actually looked at me (trying not to show the disgust i was feeling on my face), as if to say 'what? im not doing anything?'. I feel sorry for bus drivers..i wonder how many hags they have to deal with in during the day. . . .

ahhh. your welcome!!

[Trayol]

But..but...why?
There are no words to adequately describe how mind numbingly foul that was. I'm sorry you now have that image seared into your retinas.

[LillFilly]

Oooohhhhhuuuuuuuueeeeewwwww......

I can't...There's no way... I got nothing.

[MoxisPilot]

She probably had a mental illness or, to be pretty frank, some kind of mineral deficiency.

I had a salt deficiency as a kid, and used to eat tablespoonfuls of salt, and had a friend who had a compulsion to eat dirt because she was anemic. Makes you do weird things.

Probably, she was mentally ill, though.

[wagegoth]

I wish we had two levels on our buses sometimes. I've never seen anything quite that bad (great, now I've cursed myself), but people on their cell phones or who douse themselves in a bottle of cologne every day make me want to climb on the roof.

[chocoBug]

yeh me too lol - cellphones and people with ipods turned up loud and really tinny earphones. this woman tops my list though! AND she smelled!

[NightWatch]

*takes Gravekeeper's gold medal for "strangest bus encounters" and gives it to chocobug*
It may be a gold medal, but really, no one wins.

(PS: I can handle blood and guts, but booger eaters make me gag everytime.)

[chocoBug]

*takes Gravekeeper's gold medal for "strangest bus encounters" and gives it to chocobug*

wooo go me!! The medal goes to chocobug, first in the category of "Not projectile vomiting in public" yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!

[tropicsgoddess]

Good LAWD that's disgusting!

[BlaqueKatt]

She now had her feet up on the seat opposite her, picking off mud that had caked onto her big boots and was now eating this too.

Could be worse-just think it might not be mud

[XCashier]

Could be worse-just think it might not be mud

Gosh, thank you for that mental image.

Here's the first round!

[chocoBug]

Could be worse-just think it might not be mud

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw i never considered that! though i suppose its likely. . .