That was a Sh*tty thing to do!

[LillFilly]

I heard this call from Maintenance yesterday and went to help....Little did I know!

A customer had reported a smell from one of our entrances. We assumed it was the trash, so we called Maintenance to empty it. It did smell horrible.

Maintenance went to empty the trash and found....

wait for it...

...

That someone had taken a SH*T on the floor inside the entrance (INSIDE THE BUILDING! ON THE CARPET!!) and then had put the trash bin over it. They must have squatted against the wall, because there was a little track dribbled-down the brick. This was a full-sized adult sh*t too.

So Maintenance had to drag the bin outside, of course tracking sh*t over the rug and sidewalk. They then had to power wash the cement and the bin, while Housekeeping had to scrub the brick and rug. I helped because I felt so bad for them.

Why. Just why?

[Sheldonrs]

Maybe someone saw who did it. Look for a stool pigeon.

[Nohbody]

*throws peanuts at Sheldon, on general principle*

That out of the way, I can't answer that question, either. Had a similar issue the other month, only the fecal matter in question was at least in a bag, and dropped in the restroom.

And to think that these dumbasses will be our future caretakers, leaders, and such...

[morwynskya]

In one of my previous lives I worked as a janitor with a government agency for which I had to obtain a relatively high security clearance. We would routinely encounter the phenomenon of the "phantom sh*tter" as he was so dubbed - this person would squat in the middle of the mens room and dump all over the floor, then pack it down with paper towels. And was never caught in the act, either. I was told it was a form of mental illness brought on by high levels of work-related stress. It's one explanation, anyway.

[the lawsmeister]

That someone had taken a SH*T on the floor inside the entrance (INSIDE THE BUILDING! ON THE CARPET!!)

There weren't any australian football playersvisiting at the time were there?

[tropicsgoddess]

Good grief, that's disgusting! Who the hell would do something like that?!!

[thehippie777]

Good grief, that's disgusting! Who the hell would do something like that?!!

People on drugs...bums...confused crazies...I dunno. From previous posts mentioning such peoples...