I went to visit some friends at my old bar. It was the first time I had been in the bar since I left six months ago. It was great, weird but great.
I walked into the bar, and saw two of my former co-workers serving. They didn't notice me walk in. I stormed up to the bar, and slammed my hands down.
Me: I demand to speak to the manager! Now!
My former co-workers screamed, ran around the bar and gave me a hug. They then went back to work. A customer at the bar tutted.
C: Well...I don't think that was appropriate behaviour! I think I'll speak to the manager myself!
I just shook my head and laughed. He gave me the cat/butt face, stuck his nose in the air and walked off.
The manager walked out, shook my hand, and then gave me a drink on the house. We had a chat and caught up, until a co-worker called him away. I decided to go sit down. As I am walking to a table with a drink in my hand, a lady with a toddler walks up to me.
Lady: Excuse me, where are the high chairs?
The bar has been significantly rearranged since I was last there, and the high chairs were not in their normal place.
Me: Oh...to be honest, I don't know...I don't work here.
Lady: Useless!
Me:
It's nice to see the customers haven't changed at all since I left.
I walked into the bar, and saw two of my former co-workers serving. They didn't notice me walk in. I stormed up to the bar, and slammed my hands down.
Me: I demand to speak to the manager! Now!
My former co-workers screamed, ran around the bar and gave me a hug. They then went back to work. A customer at the bar tutted.
C: Well...I don't think that was appropriate behaviour! I think I'll speak to the manager myself!
I just shook my head and laughed. He gave me the cat/butt face, stuck his nose in the air and walked off.
The manager walked out, shook my hand, and then gave me a drink on the house. We had a chat and caught up, until a co-worker called him away. I decided to go sit down. As I am walking to a table with a drink in my hand, a lady with a toddler walks up to me.
Lady: Excuse me, where are the high chairs?
The bar has been significantly rearranged since I was last there, and the high chairs were not in their normal place.
Me: Oh...to be honest, I don't know...I don't work here.
Lady: Useless!
Me:

It's nice to see the customers haven't changed at all since I left.
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