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  • Ok...I Really Don't Work Here

    The stories in here about getting mistaken for a worker when clearly not dressed as one reminded me of a few bits.

    Just this past week my family and I have been in Lake George. My brother and I had those Big Six passes to the Six Flags up there. We spent quite a few days there (and braved that Sasquatch thing...yow) and at least five times each day I'd get stopped by a random person wanting to know this or that.

    Ok, let's review something here, ok? See that man over there wearing a yellow T-shirt that looks like a Highlighter bled all over it? See the logo on the shirt with the park name on it? That's a worker. See my black Kingdom Hearts jersey T-shirt with the number 8 and the name Axel on it? I am a ride junkie. I can't tell you why Comet's been closed for two hours. I can't make the game operator give you your $20 back because you couldn't win that giant Scooby for the kid kicking my shins. If I don't know the answer, don't get in my face and scream. I can't help you. I can, however, walk away from you and go on enjoying my day. Go ahead and claim you'll get me fired. I've already been "fired" three times today. That's got to be a record.

    Nonetheless, I'm a little too nice for my own good, and if they had a legit question then I was more than happy to try and help. I must give off some kind of CSR scent when I'm out in public, because this happened quite a lot. I had a couple park guys thanking me because they were sick of having to repeat the same answer eleventy times.

    The funniest example of this was when we were leaving the waterpark. I was leaving the changing area when out of nowhere this Hispanic woman walks up to me and asks where the women's room is. I was thanking myself for taking all those Spanish classes, because I ended up giving her directions and taking her right to it, because apparently I was the only one to understand her and she wasn't finding anyone else. The kicker was after she got there, she turns to me and said "Thanks" in perfect English.

    Don't get me wrong, the trip was fun. It just proves apparently I am constantly "working" whenever I leave the house.
    Last edited by iradney; 08-17-2009, 09:37 AM. Reason: Removed offensive name for children

  • #2
    Agreed. Sometimes when I am wearing my dress shirt and slacks I get mistaken for a manager somewhere (like Target or Best Buy). I am cool with that as I can see how that mistake would be made .

    But when I am wearing my San Francisco 49ers T-Shirt, cargo pants, and 49ers tennis shoes, how on earth people mistake me for a Disney or Universal Worker is way beyond me. But as long as they are polite I am more than happy to help out. I love living in Orlando and I love all of our theme parks. I guess some people see me walking around there knowing EXACTLY where to go without a park map and assume I know what I'm doing

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    • #3
      The same thing happens to me, no matter where I go lol. I would ask people what gave them the impression that I worked there, and they would say, "You looked important." Hell of a compliment.

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      • #4
        The kicker was after she got there, she turns to me and said "Thanks" in perfect English.
        that might be one of the few phrases she knows though. I can say "thank you" in 3 other languages off the top of my head.


        but it is funny when they tell you you'll be fired.
        i'm assuming you told them you've been 'fired' 3 times today?

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        • #5
          yeah, I can understand when I'm in my work uniform (black or khaki pants and a blue button up shirt) people thinking I'm someone minorly important where I'm shopping (like at Reams or Smiths or Walmart)... but I can remember one time when I was in 7th grade (so 13 years old) wearing jeans and a red t-shirt a person came up to me to report an employee... they honestly thought I was a manager (damn, they do start em young nowadays, don't they )
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          • #6
            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
            they honestly thought I was a manager (damn, they do start em young nowadays, don't they )
            I went into Store1 awhile back, and they only allow managers or supervisors to ring up employee sales. The head cashier was on break, so I had to wait for the manager on duty. This kid comes up and I would have sworn he was in high school.
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Quoth PepperElf View Post
              i'm assuming you told them you've been 'fired' 3 times today?
              Actually I did, and they demanded to know why I was still in the park if I wasn;t supposed to be there.

              My response was that now that I have the day off, I'm going to ride some coasters and stuff.

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              • #8
                hah they're crazy lol

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                • #9
                  Just make a shirt with huge block letters " I DO NOT WORK HERE. GO ASK SOMEONE ELSE" and wear it.

                  Cutenoob
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                  • #10
                    When this happens to me, I like to imagine that it's because I'm giving off an Aura Of Confidence (10' radius)...

                    Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Cutenoob View Post
                      Just make a shirt with huge block letters " I DO NOT WORK HERE. GO ASK SOMEONE ELSE" and wear it.

                      Cutenoob
                      i'm betting they'd either not read the shirt
                      or demand she get fired for wearing it

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                      • #12
                        I've said it before: SCs can smell competance.

                        And once they've had a snootful of adequacy, they will track you, animal-like, and hound you with something both innane and obvious. Because, of course, they are a very special and unique snowflake, and everyone in the park is there only to make sure that SC's every whim is immediately and graciously accomodated.
                        Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

                        "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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