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Yesterday was apparently "show your crack" day at my local Target store. FOUR different times in the span of maybe 12 minutes in the store.
Now, the first one was actually kinda nice. I don't go there to ogle the ladies, but she was walking in front of me and dropped her keys and bent down for them and HELLO! She was as cutie.
The second and third were more along the lines of "plumber crack" and I could use some
for those. The last was an average human wearing low jeans who bent over to pick up her kid, and honestly I likely wouldn't have noticed except for the fact that it was the fourth such display of the afternoon.
So was it a national holiday and I just didn't get the memo?
Now, the first one was actually kinda nice. I don't go there to ogle the ladies, but she was walking in front of me and dropped her keys and bent down for them and HELLO! She was as cutie.
The second and third were more along the lines of "plumber crack" and I could use some
for those. The last was an average human wearing low jeans who bent over to pick up her kid, and honestly I likely wouldn't have noticed except for the fact that it was the fourth such display of the afternoon.So was it a national holiday and I just didn't get the memo?
My first rule #1 vilolation.
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