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  • another tim hortons story

    saw this one while i was at Tim hortons waiting for my gf to finish up her shift. (She works in a not so nice area of the city so if i'm not working that night i dont mind picking her up @ the end of her shift, saves her waiting for a bus @ 1130pm or whatever).

    anyways this older lady is at the counter talking to one of the employees (not my gf, not EVERY tim's story I have involves her lol).

    anyways I'm about 10 ft away at a table so I can hear everything.

    This woman was complaining that the coffees she had ordered at 2pm were wrong....

    It was sometime around 945pm or 10pm at night at this point.

    So yes, this woman had come back EIGHT hours after she'd placed (and presumebly drank) her order to complain it was wrong.

    And to top it all off (heard the rest from my gf after she was done her shift) the order wasn't wrong the stupid bat had ordered it incorrectly.

    Not sure how orders go in the states (or elsewhere in the world) but basically all over canada if you order a coffee double double thats 2 cream, 2 sugar, triple triple, 3 cream, 3 sugar. etc. (fairly simple right?)

    Apparently this woman had ordered something like 4 or 5 coffees ALL triple triple. so in EACH coffee. 3 cream, 3 sugar.

    that WAS the order. She was complaining that she'd wanted SIX creams and SIX sugars in each coffee.. Who the hell drinks coffee that sweet??

    Christ at that point just eat a bag of sugar and pour some milk over it
    Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

  • #2
    Quoth MergedLoki View Post
    that WAS the order. She was complaining that she'd wanted SIX creams and SIX sugars in each coffee.. Who the hell drinks coffee that sweet??


    I'm working on it, though.
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    • #3
      Quoth ArcticChicken View Post


      I'm working on it, though.
      You're working on drinking coffee with all that in it? Or am I missing something here. lol ah well to each their own.
      Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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      • #4
        Not so confusing.
        I think the waving smiley means that ArcticChicken was admitting to drinking the type of excessively sweet coffee to which you were referring, but then said she is working on cutting back on it.
        Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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        • #5
          But...But...I like a little coffee with my sugar!

          Really, I need my coffee sweet. Sweet d*mnit!

          I don't think that lady had a leg to stand on; not 8-hours later. She probably mulled over it all day 'that coffee was good, but sweet. yeah, it was sweet wasn't it? Hmm, maybe too sweet. Yes, oh it was definetly too sweet. Oh, it was horrible they made it wrong I don't believe it! That was the worst coffee I've ever had!'
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          • #6
            Quoth Ree View Post
            Not so confusing.
            I think the waving smiley means that ArcticChicken was admitting to drinking the type of excessively sweet coffee to which you were referring, but then said she is working on cutting back on it.
            That's the one.

            I'm not always so coherent at 4am. What can I say, it made sense to me.
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            • #7
              triple?

              i usually need 4 bags of splenda
              sometimes more

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              • #8
                If i'm goin to Timmys i get 3 cream an 2 sugar... not super sweet, but its creamy.
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                • #9
                  Quoth MergedLoki View Post
                  Who the hell drinks coffee that sweet??
                  Me, or at least the worthless crap they brew here at my office, anyway.
                  Yeah, I know. "Why do you drink it if it's that bad?" Because it's free caffeine, and they extort us on the Coke machine.....

                  Good coffee? One or two sugars, at most.
                  Last edited by Broomjockey; 08-21-2009, 06:21 PM. Reason: offensive word
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                  • #10
                    Six cream and six sugar?

                    What do people call that, a hex-hex?

                    What else do people add to their coffee, so that we could dub something a 666 or Satan's Coffee... six cream, six sugar, six _______ (fill in the blank).

                    If anyone asked me for something like that, I'd be asking "Would you like some coffee in that?"
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                    • #11
                      Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
                      What else do people add to their coffee, so that we could dub something a 666 or Satan's Coffee... six cream, six sugar, six _______ (fill in the blank).
                      Shots of whiskey? Might be able to deal with co-irkers then....
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                      • #12
                        1 cream/1 sugar= Regular
                        2 cream/2 sugar= Double double
                        3 cream/3 sugar= Triple triple

                        Those are the most common ones, although I have heard 4 cream/4 sugar being order as a '4x4'.

                        Also, 6 and 6? The cup would be over 60% cream.. Disgusting!
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Refkeila View Post
                          Also, 6 and 6? The cup would be over 60% cream.. Disgusting!
                          And Tim's uses 18%BF cream.... so with only 60% cream it would be like drinking butter
                          There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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                          • #14
                            There's not enough sugar in the world to make coffee drinkable.

                            Tea with one spoon of sugar and a splash of cream, please.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth LillFilly View Post
                              I don't think that lady had a leg to stand on; not 8-hours later. She probably mulled over it all day 'that coffee was good, but sweet. yeah, it was sweet wasn't it? Hmm, maybe too sweet. Yes, oh it was definetly too sweet. Oh, it was horrible they made it wrong I don't believe it! That was the worst coffee I've ever had!'
                              But she said she wanted it with twice as much as she got.

                              Quoth MergedLoki View Post
                              Apparently this woman had ordered something like 4 or 5 coffees ALL triple triple. so in EACH coffee. 3 cream, 3 sugar.

                              that WAS the order. She was complaining that she'd wanted SIX creams and SIX sugars in each coffee.. Who the hell drinks coffee that sweet??
                              I'd probably frighten you with how much sugar I put in my hot tea.

                              Quoth Crossbow View Post
                              Shots of whiskey? Might be able to deal with co-irkers then....
                              That would be Irish coffee and they'd probably need a liquor license then.
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