I'm naked so please, come in.

[jjllbb]

Inspired by this thread:
http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=52611

I was reminded of a time my housemates and I weren't told that our landlady would be bringing people interested in purchasing the house over on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

I was a college student. I did all my sleeping on the weekends.

I'd taken a shower that afternoon and hadn't quite gotten dressed afterwards. I mean, who doesn't like a little personal naked time in their own private room once in a while?

While enjoying my nude relaxing time I'd actually dozed off on my bed when...

BAM BAM BAMMMMMM!!!!!!!

I woke to the sounds of grunting and someone trying to knock down my door. I could actually hear their body slamming against the door and the frame shook while I watched the door handle jiggle wildly.

I was sleepy and dazed and honestly freaked the EFF out.

Grabbing a bedsheet I clutched it to my chest as i timidly choked out:

"He.......hello?

There was no reply but i caught a man's voice outside my door saying "it's locked!"

More jiggling and crashes.

"HELLO!?" I yelled.

Finally..the pounding stopped.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

A woman's voice from the other side of my door "Hello? We're here to see the house? Can you open up?"



"I..I'll be right there"

My hands were shaking so hard that by the time I got dressed and opened the door they were ready to leave and only took two seconds to look.

And that guy who NEVER KNOCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE didn't apologize. In fact, he never thanked me or even made eye contact.

Thank you Landlady.

[LillFilly]

That's....awkward. Stupid guy; wonder if that's how he opens ALL his doors.

[Red_Dazes]

...I would have answered the door nekiid.... Works for the Mormons ((not that I have anything against them...but in my neighborhood they are pushy)) ... no reason it wouldn't have worked just as well on them.....

[mikoyan29]

Aren't landlords supposed to give you like 72 hours notice or something like that?

[NightWatch]

...I would have answered the door nekiid.... Works for the Mormons ((not that I have anything against them...but in my neighborhood they are pushy)) ... no reason it wouldn't have worked just as well on them.....

I'm in Utah, they're bad here. I politely told one I wasn't interested and started shutting the door and the bastard put his foot in my door jam. Yes, I flipped out.

[Food Lady]

Aren't landlords supposed to give you like 72 hours notice or something like that?

I believe it's 12, but however many it is, legally they have to.

[MergedLoki]

Aren't landlords supposed to give you like 72 hours notice or something like that?

here (canada) I believe it's 24 hrs notice MINIMUM. I shared a house in college with a few guys. one of whom's parents were the landlords. Which sucked because A. landlords son was a slobby douche who would NEVER clean after himself and then bitch at me if I spilled something and didn't sweep/clean it up asap.

and B. because their little darling lived there we NEVER got notice if the landlords were coming.. now the guy who owned the house was actually a pretty good guy so i have no complaints about the landlords themselves it's just that you nkow if you know the guy who owns your place is popping by. some advance warning can give time to tidy up a bit.