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  • Angry Bus Man (bit o' language)

    This happened today while I was on my way to my weekday job that doesn't involve customer service.

    I was taking the bus to work, sitting at the back and watching the world slide past when just a couple stops before mine a rather.... large man steps on.

    I don't mean 'muscular' by the way.

    Man proceeds to take off his backpack and starts rooting through it for I assume change or his pass pass or whatever. Bus starts moving again.

    Next thing I know, LOUD NOISES!

    "FUCK, SOMEBODY STOLE MY FUCKING BUS PASS!!!!"

    Everyone on the bus turns to look at the guy, who's still searching through his bag as he continues to shout and swear. He slams his bag down, punches it, punches the seat next to him (nobody was in it or near it) and basically repeats that line a few times. He yells it to the driver in explanation, yells it to no one in particular, and basically causes a scene.

    Everyone on the bus sort of ignores him, though it was a bit unnerving.

    Then we hear a quiet:

    "Oh, wait... I have it..."

    And then all of us on the bus sort of glance at each other, and promptly burst out laughing.

    I don't really know what his reaction after that was, I was too busy laughing. I think he just sat down, I'm not sure if he apologized for his scene or not.

    It admit it's a bit mean of me to point out his size, but one thing I noticed was his clothes looked like they were about 2 sizes too small for him. This, combined with his tantrum, made him look like a giant man-child.

    I'm off to play Guild Wars 2 now.

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    Self-Pwnade(TM)?
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    • #3
      im surprised they didn't tell him to gtfo after punching the seat

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        Murphy's Law of Stolen Objects: As soon as you jump to the conclusion that the object you've been seeking for the last 20 minutes is stolen, and say it out loud, it magically appears.

        Which reminds me of the Magic Bus Summoning Tubes: Take one out of the pack and light it, and your bus will magically appear.
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