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    What I learned today

    Shrill I over heard 1/4 mile away while shopping. "IN AMERICAAAA THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT !!!!111!!" . Sadly by the time I made it to customer service to watch the show it was over, all that was left was a poor hapless associate looking disheveled.
    Last edited by Josh; 09-14-2012, 03:50 AM.
    “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts.”
    ― Bertrand Russell
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    The associate should've totally confused the SC by shouting, "THEN GO SHOP IN AMERICA!"
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      "In America, there are no CATS!"
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        Quoth Josh View Post
        "IN AMERICAAAA THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT !!!!111!!" .
        Next time, perhaps suggest that she should look up the BRITISH shopkeeper whom she is so badly misquoting
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #5
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          "In America, there are no CATS!"
          No cats in America, and the streets are paved with cheese. Yep, I watched An American Tail.
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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