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  • One-Way Wrong-Way (Drunk or Dared?)

    My city has a river in it. One of the crossings consists of two one-way bridges. You want to go west, you get on one road that becomes the bridge. You want to go east, you'll be one block away from the westbound bridge. Going over either bridge involves driving uphill, crossing well above the water, and coming back down again, much like a freeway overpass.

    Driving home from rehearsals at the community theater last night. My car was at the front of a pack of six or seven cars with at least one of us in each of the four lanes. Otherwise the street ahead of us was clear... until suddenly I see headlights crest the hill directly in front of me.



    Some SUV was going the wrong way on the one-way bridge. I braked and hit the horn at the same time. I wasn't the only one. The SUV flipped an abrupt U-Turn and started back down the hill, running the red light at the bottom.

    Now, I kind of understand that. I've gone the wrong way on a one-way street before. It's scary, and it's terribly embarrassing, but it happens. You turn around, get out of everyone's way, and find another road to get where you're trying to go. I could have chalked this up to temporary stupidity or an honest mistake by someone from out of town, maybe.

    But here's the weird part: When going the wrong way, the SUV was headed west. After the U-turn, it was headed east. And it continued to go east for at least another 1.5 miles.

    My wife and I speculated.
    - An out-of-towner who had no idea where to go?
    - A driver who just made one of those "no, your other left" kind of wrong turns?
    - A drunk or high driver who doesn't know where he's going?
    - Someone being dared by a friend or passenger to see how far he can get going the wrong way on a one-way street?
    - A simple mistake followed by panic? (The driver did run several red lights on his way eastward.)

    Whatever it was, I was more than a little freaked out.

    And my son pointed out afterward that the SUV's headlights went off as soon as it ran the first red light at the bottom of the hill, and they stayed off for as long as we observed it.
    I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
    - Bill Watterson

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  • #2
    My money is on "drunk-or-high".

    That or some 11 yr old stole daddy's car and took it to play GTA:RL.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    • #3
      In downtown Denver, there are 2 intersections within a block of one another known to locals as "Hells Crossings": the first has 2 one-way streets feed into an intersection that has 4 possible choices, all of them one-way streets as well. The second intersection one block over has THREE one-way streets feeding into 2 possible one-way streets.

      Between them, they have the single highest rate of accidents in the entire city, since people can't figure out which way they can and can't go, and more importantly which lane turns onto which street (TONS of people side swipe because they think they can go left, when they're in a right turn only lane). I would say that about 30-40% of the people I see go the wrong way down a one way don't stop and reverse, they just gun it and hope a cop doesn't see anything. I'm glad I don't have to drive through there for work any more...
      "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
      "What IS fun to fight through?"
      "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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      • #4
        Quoth bhskittykatt View Post

        That or some 11 yr old stole daddy's car and took it to play GTA:RL.
        I'm betting on stolen. 11 year old or not, that strikes me as stolen joyride behavior.
        "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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        • #5
          I'll put my money on someone following their GPS when it wasn't providing accurate directions. Damn GPS made me get into a "NO TURNING BACK" lane to cross the US/Canada border a couple of years back. Had to wait in the customs line for 30 minutes before they'd let me turn around.
          "She didn't observe the cardinal rule: Don't F**K with people who handle your food"
          -Ryan Reynolds in 'Waiting'

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