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This morning I went to go fill up my tank and on the way to the gas station there is a 4 way intersection, the part that I'm at is split into 2 lanes left for left turns only and right for right and straight. I'm driving up to the light behind this white somethingorother POS with the guy in it quite clearly talking on his cell and we're coming up to the part where the the road gets wide enough for the 2 lanes, he starts slowly drifting left so I think he's going left so I go a little to the right and speed up. I'm right next to him when he suddenly decides he wants to be where I am almost crashes into me and lays on his horn, he gets right on my ass when we get to the light. He notices I have my windows down so he rolls down his and he's leaning so far out of it it looks like he's trying to climb out, then red in the face he screams at me "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU STUPID BITCH!? YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT!" Now normally there are 3 things people would feel when an asshole screams at them: anger, shock, and sadness. I'm not normal I just started laughing my ass off like it was the funniest thing in the world, the best part is when he was finally able to move he turned right into the parking lot of the dry cleaners at the corner. He rolled right past the first entry just to scream at me. Here's the part where I do act like a bitch once I saw he was turning and the light turned green I flipped him off and kept driving for the gas station.