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I should just not drive anymore
So yesterday I was coming home from the mall driving wih the windows down and it was like all the drivers did a 180 from what they were doing on the way there, there were no cops around or traffic so I don't know why they couldn't do the speed limit. The first crazy person was in a black car/truck thing with a paper temporary license plate from PA, when I get behind her she's doing about 10 under the speed limit so I'm thinking there's a slow asshole in front of her. After a while she lays on the horn so I think I was right that there was a slow asshole in front of her, she puts on her left blinker and gets into the middle lane and I see that there's no one in front of her at all. I speed up to go the speed limit and to my left I hear her shouting like a crazy person "learn how to fucking drive you bitch!" then she gets behind me and goes at 10 under again, I'm about halfway home at this point so I just shrug it off. Then about 5 minutes from my turnoff to go home and I'm trapped behind and old guy who isn't doing the speed limit until I can get in the middle lane, the middle opens up and I put my blinker on thinking I have a clear shot when this bright blue something decides to speed up and try to shoot to the right like we can share the middle lane. He shouts to watch where I'm going, then gets behind me then in the slow lane just in time to stop at the red light. He's a couple of cars ahead of me and leans halfway out the window to give me a mean look, finally I get back in the right lane then take my exit. I went to go get ribs before I get back to the house, because with a day like this cheesecake wasn't gonna cut it. The only thing that doesn't surprise me about this is that it all happened on rt. 1.