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  • Nearly got hit by a damn car!

    Yet another example of how BMW owners are pricks...who can't drive.

    Yesterday morning, I'd just parked up outside the office. No traffic is coming, I get out, and am about ready to close the door, when I nearly got nailed by some dumbass in a BMW. Like most drivers, she was in a huge hurry, and came flying up the street. Unlike most drivers...the bitch actually *swerved* towards me before straightening out and continuing up the street. Since she came within about inches of splattering yours truly all over Main Street, I was understandably pissed. Pissed enough, that not only did I scream "you fucking cunt" at her, but if I could have pulled up part of the sidewalk...it would have been through her windshield.

    Seriously, where the fuck do these people come from?
    Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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    Quoth protege View Post
    ... sidewalk... through her windshield.
    BMW *IS* the TLA for "Break My Windows".
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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      BMW - the ultimate driving machine. Driven my the ultimate prick
      There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

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