I seem to turn into an asshole magnet. These are from Friday afternoon and yesterday night, I swear these 2 were on the road just to be total dicks to me. The one on Friday I had the bad luck to be stuck behind on the way home from the mall, he would slow down at every light to make sure I got stuck with the red. The only upside was that so did he, until we came up to 2 lights until the turn off for the Target shopping center. About 3 or so seconds into that red light he goes through it. I beeped at him and did the double flip off then the light turned green so he was still right in front of me, so when we got close to the last light before the shopping center he starts slowing down a bit early seemingly forgetting that we're coming up on 3 lanes.
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He's slowing down to a crawl at a green light and the right lane was completely free so I went around him, he remembers where his gas pedal is and lays on his horn like it was my fault he was an asshole.
Now the dipshit from yesterday night was similar to the asshole on Friday only this guy was worse, I was coming home from a different mall and this guy was going at least 10 under and there wasn't an open lane on either side next to me to switch to. Once the left lane was open I put my blinker on and so did he, I switched as fast as I could and floored it to get ahead of him since he stepped on the gas too. Once I got around to the front of him he alternated between being up my ass and trying to blind me while beeping, I had to put up with that bullshit for about 20 minutes before he turned off.
|L| ^ |R
|E| | |I
|F| | |G
|T| | |H
-------T
He's slowing down to a crawl at a green light and the right lane was completely free so I went around him, he remembers where his gas pedal is and lays on his horn like it was my fault he was an asshole.
Now the dipshit from yesterday night was similar to the asshole on Friday only this guy was worse, I was coming home from a different mall and this guy was going at least 10 under and there wasn't an open lane on either side next to me to switch to. Once the left lane was open I put my blinker on and so did he, I switched as fast as I could and floored it to get ahead of him since he stepped on the gas too. Once I got around to the front of him he alternated between being up my ass and trying to blind me while beeping, I had to put up with that bullshit for about 20 minutes before he turned off.
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