At least the Smart Car guy was smart

[An Haddock]

Driving up our main street in town, I was following behind a little red Smart car. You know... the ones that look like you can jump start them with your iPod.

Well, the Smart Car guy is doing the speed limit, no problem. We're both cruising along and all of a sudden some moron in a sedan pulls right out in front of the Smart Car from a street on our right. It's clearly marked with a Stop sign, but doofus just pulls right out and turns left, missing the Smart Car by less than five feet.

Then the idiot has the audacity to motion with his hands to the Smart Car guy as if to say "what's your problem, almost hitting my car?"

I flipped the guy off as he drove past me. But man... I almost was hoping that dope would get hit by the Smart Car because there isn't a jury in the world who wouldn't find in the Smart Car guy's favor.

Must be something in the air.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

There's definitely something in the air . . .it's called stupidity.

That and an intense desire to overcompensate *coughbullshitcough*

Big cars don't necessarily mean big brains . . . or dicks. But it does mean a bigger dickhead, which is a BAD thing.

[wolfie]

Sooner or later this stop-sign-runner will do it in front of a semi. That will be the LAST time he ever runs a stop sign.