Coming home from a roadtrip, I was kicking along down the highway through West Virginia, singing to my "Happy Songs" playlist. Yes, that's its name. Don't judge. 
Now, when no one else is in the car and I'm singing and driving I get into it, like Lip Sync Battle into it, hands waving, head bobbing, having fun with it. Anyway, I guess this guy ahead of me thought I was yelling at him or something when he decided to cut into my lane and make me slow down. It's pouring rain and he rolled his window down to stick his arm out and flip me off. Seriously, he had his arm hanging out in a downpour for a good thirty seconds, making sure I saw it I guess. Just then, the song I was listening to ended and a new one came on...
Take On Me, by A-Ha!
I about choked, it was so appropriate. I hit skip to go to the next song...
Trigger Happy, by Weird Al Yankovic
I'm laughing out loud now, and hit skip again...
Bad Girls, by M.I.A.
Suki Zuki
I’m coming in the Cherokee gasoline
There’s steam on the window screen
Take it, take it
Wheels bouncing like a trampoline
When I get to where I’m going, gonna have you trembling
Live fast, die young
Bad girls do it well
The song's about street racing and I'm driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
I think my iPhone and my car were conspiring to incite me to race the guy and show him what-for. I've never had my playlist sync up so perfectly with real life.

Now, when no one else is in the car and I'm singing and driving I get into it, like Lip Sync Battle into it, hands waving, head bobbing, having fun with it. Anyway, I guess this guy ahead of me thought I was yelling at him or something when he decided to cut into my lane and make me slow down. It's pouring rain and he rolled his window down to stick his arm out and flip me off. Seriously, he had his arm hanging out in a downpour for a good thirty seconds, making sure I saw it I guess. Just then, the song I was listening to ended and a new one came on...
Take On Me, by A-Ha!
I about choked, it was so appropriate. I hit skip to go to the next song...
Trigger Happy, by Weird Al Yankovic
I'm laughing out loud now, and hit skip again...
Bad Girls, by M.I.A.
Suki Zuki
I’m coming in the Cherokee gasoline
There’s steam on the window screen
Take it, take it
Wheels bouncing like a trampoline
When I get to where I’m going, gonna have you trembling
Live fast, die young
Bad girls do it well
The song's about street racing and I'm driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

I think my iPhone and my car were conspiring to incite me to race the guy and show him what-for. I've never had my playlist sync up so perfectly with real life.
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