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  • Twerp in a Taxi

    I was driving around town doing errands today, and at one point ended up at a major intersection waiting to turn right. (I'm in Australia, so that's equivalent to a left turn in the U.S.) There's two turn lanes; I'm in the left one, behind a taxi, that is in turn behind a couple of other cars; there's an assortment of cars in the right lane, and a white car behind me.

    Doot doot doot... light changes and we get our green arrow. The cars in front of the taxi go. The cars in the right lane go. The taxi does not go. I can see the driver's head, and he's hunched over to the left looking down at something.

    I honk. He doesn't twitch. The white car behind me starts to pull into the right lane to go around.

    I HOOOOOOOOONK. He looks up, realises what's happened, starts to pull forward, and... oh look, the light's gone yellow, so he dribbles to a stop at the white line and goes back to looking down at whatever's so fascinating. White car has also had to stop, so there the three of us are, stuck waiting again...

    ...until the taxi driver looks up again, sees that the light for going straight is still green, and decides that after all he'd rather go straight from the turn lane, cut in behind the last of the straight traffic, and beetle off into the distance to turn right at the next lights.

    The nice lady in the white car and I exchanged some expressive gestures and mouthed comments on his ancestry as we waited through the rest of the light cycle.

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    Gah, I hate this. There's no excuse, especially not if driving is your profession!
    This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
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    • #3
      Quoth Valentinian View Post
      so he dribbles to a stop at the white line and goes back to looking down at whatever's so fascinating.
      Three guesses what was so fascinating, and the first two don't count.

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      • #4
        Quoth siskaren View Post
        Three guesses what was so fascinating, and the first two don't count.
        Well, it could have been his phone or something, but given the usual layout of taxis around here I was guessing it might be his meter or cardreader. He was a wanker all right, but I don't think he was actually wanking.

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