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    I Can Only Imagine The Rage

    So I'm on vacation right now, and this weekend headed up to the Lehigh Valley for a wrestling weekend with some friends. As we're driving up I-95 and come to Baltimore, I suddenly realize there's no traffic on the southbound side. And as I look ahead, I see a whole lotta flashing emergency lights blocking off the ENTIRE interstate.

    Naturally, there was some rubbernecking going on in the northbound lanes, and we indulged in some ourselves... and saw that the reason for the blockage was a tanker truck. No, it hadn't jackknifed, but it had apparently been on fire.

    The fire was out (not even smoke anymore), but the side of the truck was scorched, and we passed a good empty stretch after the last of the emergency vehicles, and saw all southbound traffic being diverted off at the nearest exit.

    Like the title of this post says, I can only imagine the rage that might have been generated in the southbound lanes because of that.
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    Oh god, I am such a horrible person. All I want is to see a police van filled with all the jackholes getting arrested for arguing with the police about the detour.
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      Quoth Deserted View Post
      Oh god, I am such a horrible person. All I want is to see a police van filled with all the jackholes getting arrested for arguing with the police about the detour.
      That makes you a good person.
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        Quoth Deserted View Post
        ... is to see a police van filled with all the jackholes getting arrested...
        I'd hope they'd need to requisition a few empty semis.
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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          Quoth Deserted View Post
          Oh god, I am such a horrible person. All I want is to see a police van filled with all the jackholes getting arrested for arguing with the police about the detour.
          Save a seat for me on that train to Hell, 'cuz apparently I'm a horrible person too.

          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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          • #6
            Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
            Save a seat for me on that train to Hell, 'cuz apparently I'm a horrible person too.


            Me too. I'll bring the Doritos.

            Hell, I'll even record it on my Galaxy and upload it to my YouTube account.
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            • #7
              "This is not good for my rage." [cookies for ref]

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              • #8
                Ross, from Friends?

                I would have been mad, too, if someone had eaten my leftover turkey sandwich...
                Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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                • #9
                  "I call it the Moistmaker!"

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                    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                    Save a seat for me on that train to Hell, 'cuz apparently I'm a horrible person too.

                    Reminds me of a quote from Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged (a parody series from the TFS guys) -- roughly, "When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. Then, apologize for the inconvenience"
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