Well, that's what we all named it. He visited our small town yesterday. Let me repeat, SMALL town. We have 2 lane highways with low speed limits. In town, 2 lanes if you are lucky and even lower speed limits.
We knew about it on Monday, but didn't know how bad it was going to get. I left for work 10 minutes earlier than usual (which should have put me in the parking lot 20 minutes early), but due to the heavy traffic caused by the flatlanders (waves at Deserted), I was in the parking lot with only 3 minutes to spare.
I don't know what is worse, camera vans driving 10 under in the left lane or out of towners who just want to slow down and look at the scenery.
Its a bunch of well fenced nothing that has cows wandering around! Stop staring at cows like they are from Mars and start looking at the road!!!
Most of the roads in the center of town were blocked, but I didn't have to go that way. One person tried to go home for lunch and was almost half an hour late back. We all got to point and laugh at him for being a dumass.
It was worse on the way home, all of the flatlanders going home were happy and excited and they still didn't know how to drive, so it was rubber band traffic all the way home.
All politics aside, I really do wish that when candidates decide to show their love for small town America, that they would take a moment to reflect on how it affects the people who live and work there.
We knew about it on Monday, but didn't know how bad it was going to get. I left for work 10 minutes earlier than usual (which should have put me in the parking lot 20 minutes early), but due to the heavy traffic caused by the flatlanders (waves at Deserted), I was in the parking lot with only 3 minutes to spare.
I don't know what is worse, camera vans driving 10 under in the left lane or out of towners who just want to slow down and look at the scenery.
Its a bunch of well fenced nothing that has cows wandering around! Stop staring at cows like they are from Mars and start looking at the road!!!
Most of the roads in the center of town were blocked, but I didn't have to go that way. One person tried to go home for lunch and was almost half an hour late back. We all got to point and laugh at him for being a dumass.
It was worse on the way home, all of the flatlanders going home were happy and excited and they still didn't know how to drive, so it was rubber band traffic all the way home.
All politics aside, I really do wish that when candidates decide to show their love for small town America, that they would take a moment to reflect on how it affects the people who live and work there.
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