I have a six year old Land Rover Defender 90. It's a tough as guts little truck, and I love it. However, the dealership is starting to bug me.
This is in itself a fairly impressive feat, as I'm usually a calm, considerate little Froglet but today is just too much.
The clutch failed a couple of months ago. Peeved me no end (stuck on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, at night, waiting for a tow for a couple of hours, $1600 to replace it at an independent shop) but these things happen.
A couple of weeks ago I had it in to the dealership for a service. The dealership stocks exactly 2 of each routine service replacement part - filters etc. This day, they had 3 Defenders to service. Guess who was # 3 off the block? Yup, lil ol' Froglet. Which means I had a service and had to rebook for a few weeks time to get the replacement bits, which should have been done at the service, actually replaced. Now, they're a busy dealership and service centre, and it takes several WEEKS to get a booking. So why, oh why, did they not realise they would run out of parts and, oh, I don't know, actually ORDER them in so a customer wouldn't have to pay twice?
After the service, they tell me there's an oil leak where the gear box joins the drive shaft - the gear box needs to be removed to replace the clutch. OK, I'll talk to Independent Shop. They also tell me they will need to replace the brake pads, oh and they didn't change the wiper blades like I asked, and they're on order too. I'm wondering what the hell they're actually charging me for...
So, I pay and book for two weeks' time to get the unreplaced replaceables replaced, the brake pads changed, and the wiper blades changed.
I return it to Independent Shop, no oil leak except near the sump plug, which is on Dealership.
Today is the big day. As I surrendered the keys I asked if there was a ballpark figure. Dude starts with "Well, when the brake pads are changed they have to re-seat the wheel bearings as it's all part of the wheel hub, and that's normally around $1700..." What the everloving F#ck???




Several jolts with the defibrillator and a few shots of adrenaline later my heart starts beating again. I question him at length, seems legit. OK, glad I asked, now I know I have to organise enough $$ to pay for this. Sheee-it, that's more expensive than the clutch replacement!
Two hours later, at work, my phone rings. They have the wrong brake pads. Can't get new ones till tomorrow. Do I really need my car tonight?
Well, unless you think walking home 30+ miles is a good idea, hell yes I need my car tonight.



I now have to take the car back in tomorrow, hope to hell they actually have the right bits (in the past they've had it down as a totally different model in their computer system which has caused all sorts of stuff-ups) and get it fixed. And I also get to hope like hairy hell that it's still in one drivable piece tonight so I can get home.



It would be easier to take the damn truck on the overnight ferry service to Melbourne and get it serviced there, I swear.


The clutch failed a couple of months ago. Peeved me no end (stuck on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, at night, waiting for a tow for a couple of hours, $1600 to replace it at an independent shop) but these things happen.
A couple of weeks ago I had it in to the dealership for a service. The dealership stocks exactly 2 of each routine service replacement part - filters etc. This day, they had 3 Defenders to service. Guess who was # 3 off the block? Yup, lil ol' Froglet. Which means I had a service and had to rebook for a few weeks time to get the replacement bits, which should have been done at the service, actually replaced. Now, they're a busy dealership and service centre, and it takes several WEEKS to get a booking. So why, oh why, did they not realise they would run out of parts and, oh, I don't know, actually ORDER them in so a customer wouldn't have to pay twice?
After the service, they tell me there's an oil leak where the gear box joins the drive shaft - the gear box needs to be removed to replace the clutch. OK, I'll talk to Independent Shop. They also tell me they will need to replace the brake pads, oh and they didn't change the wiper blades like I asked, and they're on order too. I'm wondering what the hell they're actually charging me for...
So, I pay and book for two weeks' time to get the unreplaced replaceables replaced, the brake pads changed, and the wiper blades changed.
I return it to Independent Shop, no oil leak except near the sump plug, which is on Dealership.

Today is the big day. As I surrendered the keys I asked if there was a ballpark figure. Dude starts with "Well, when the brake pads are changed they have to re-seat the wheel bearings as it's all part of the wheel hub, and that's normally around $1700..." What the everloving F#ck???





Several jolts with the defibrillator and a few shots of adrenaline later my heart starts beating again. I question him at length, seems legit. OK, glad I asked, now I know I have to organise enough $$ to pay for this. Sheee-it, that's more expensive than the clutch replacement!
Two hours later, at work, my phone rings. They have the wrong brake pads. Can't get new ones till tomorrow. Do I really need my car tonight?
Well, unless you think walking home 30+ miles is a good idea, hell yes I need my car tonight.




I now have to take the car back in tomorrow, hope to hell they actually have the right bits (in the past they've had it down as a totally different model in their computer system which has caused all sorts of stuff-ups) and get it fixed. And I also get to hope like hairy hell that it's still in one drivable piece tonight so I can get home.





It would be easier to take the damn truck on the overnight ferry service to Melbourne and get it serviced there, I swear.
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