...I don't understand... Both lanes. The one I was in...and the one you were in. Are turn lanes. ...So why, my dear fellow. Did you feel the need to speed up to 15+ over the speed limit, cut me off to the point of me having to slam on my breaks.... proceed to then slam on your breaks...make the turn... only to hop back into the OTHER FUCKING LANE!
...I hate you...and I hope you die.... or at least get a HUGE ticket for speeding/talking on your bleeding cellphone/not wearing a seat belt.
*sigh*
And you...Officer. Yes... I honked at you and flipped you off! You are shocked I know. You obviously realized your mistake, since you didn't turn around and give me a ticket.
But I will point it out for you just the same.
You see... it is a FOUR way stop. I assume you learned this in traffic school. So you see, when I stop at my stop sign. And I look all ways and see the only other car (you) sill a good 15 feet from the stop sign I then know that I can go.
You however, (with out your lights or siren on) Decided to keep on going through the intersection... Be thankful my breaks are good mister. Cause two inches is all that separated us.
SO yes. I did cuss you out, and honk and make obscene hand motions. And I did see the shock and awe on your face when you looked up and realized you were almost very very stupid.
They need to retrain you... all of you... this is not the first time I have almost hit one of our finest when they did something illegal and stupid. Just because you are a cop, does not mean you can break traffic laws!!
...I hate you...and I hope you die.... or at least get a HUGE ticket for speeding/talking on your bleeding cellphone/not wearing a seat belt.
*sigh*
And you...Officer. Yes... I honked at you and flipped you off! You are shocked I know. You obviously realized your mistake, since you didn't turn around and give me a ticket.
But I will point it out for you just the same.
You see... it is a FOUR way stop. I assume you learned this in traffic school. So you see, when I stop at my stop sign. And I look all ways and see the only other car (you) sill a good 15 feet from the stop sign I then know that I can go.
You however, (with out your lights or siren on) Decided to keep on going through the intersection... Be thankful my breaks are good mister. Cause two inches is all that separated us.
SO yes. I did cuss you out, and honk and make obscene hand motions. And I did see the shock and awe on your face when you looked up and realized you were almost very very stupid.
They need to retrain you... all of you... this is not the first time I have almost hit one of our finest when they did something illegal and stupid. Just because you are a cop, does not mean you can break traffic laws!!
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