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    I was on my way to the local music store to jack around on some guitars one day, and I had to go straight into the parking lot from the road I was on. The parking lot also has a left-turn lane, but no left-turn signal, so cars going straight have the right-of way.



    It's a clear view of the street I'm on to this moron, so he saw me coming, no excuse. He decides to wait until I'm almost halfway in the intersection before making his left turn. We both stop just short of a T-bone, and he gives me a "WTF" look. I see his look and raise him a finger. Since he's already out, I let him make his turn before I go into the parking lot.

    Assface.
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

  • #2
    He's obviously pissed that you didn't t-bone his car. Was he trying to get insurance money or was he just suicidal? Either way, you ruined everything!
    !
    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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    • #3
      Rest assured that if he does it at a "T" with the 4th branch being a shopping centre, he'll do it at normal intersections as well. Eventually, "Sphincter Chapeau" will scratch the chrome on the bumper of the person in your position in the above post, who happens to be one of the Darwin Award delivery drivers (either "Pete" or "Kenny").
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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      • #4
        I'm just glad no one got eaten by the Green Blob at the bottom!

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        • #5
          Quoth Lachrymose View Post
          I'm just glad no one got eaten by the Green Blob at the bottom!

          Har har. That's the median to make the shopping center look all nice and pretty.
          "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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