Road rage in poetry...

[LillFilly]

light was just glimmering above the horizon as I drove home from work. I stopped at a red light, the first in line; behind me a jerk. I was just proceeding as the light turned green, when the douche bag behind me caused a scene. I had not accelerated to 45 in 3-seconds flat, unacceptable he felt was that. He swung to the right and flew by on the shoulder, accelerating to 60 as he got bolder. I could only shake my head and drive-on, as the ass in the jeep drove away into the dawn.

Sigh.

[Amina516]

LOL! Nicely said.

Would a been a better ending had he been pulled over just then too.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I've actually seen someone do this, too.

You kind of have to wonder what kind of stress level those people must deal with on a day to day basis. They must be on the verge of snapping pretty much all the time.