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  • How am I Not Road Pizza Yet?

    Honest to god, I encounter the strangest/worst drivers around here. I'm glad I've got a week of college left.

    I've also noticed that the bulk of my threads now are driving related....

    (And I almost wrote "bumped into" up there but...yeah)


    I Wasn't Going for a Reason!

    I hate this one light I sometimes have to hit so I can run errands when I leave the school. The road I travel on ends at a light that crosses rt. 30, and there's no sign saying that there's no right on red. However, people come flying down the hill from my left so quick I never chance it, and half the time there's somebody in the lane to my left so I can't see around them to check if the coast is clear. It also doesn't help this light is about a block and a half from the on-ramp to the Pike.

    So I approach the light today and it's red. I can see traffic coming from the left so I know I'm not going anywhere because once that light changes the traffic across the light has right of way. So I wait.

    Guy pulls up in a Nissan behind me and immediately lays on the horn because I'm not going, tossing his hands in the air. I ignore it. A longer blast from the guy and a flipped bird. I return the gesture before playing with the rearview mirror, because I can't see past the white truck that has now pulled in front of me and traffic was still coming at a steady stream.

    Guy lays on his horn a third time and for a bit longer than the first blast, so I inch forward just a bit to see and almost have my front blasted off by a car coming from the left. I hit the brakes and Nissan dude, who had been following me since I had started edging, blares his horn again because how dare I stop and not allow myself to get smashed?!?.

    I still waited until the light turned green. Sorry, I'm not committing suicide for you. I don't like you that much.


    Tanning...?

    Drove past a woman today who had one leg up on the dash...while she was driving.

    Glad I wasn't going the same way.


    Lot Jumpers

    I'm not sure if anyone has dealt with this same problem before, but scattered down rt. 9 are many shops and plazas. Of course, they aren't connected, so you have to jump from one to another. I've dealt with this myself at least once. It's not fun, and it's can't be good for the car to have to make sharps turns like that into traffic and then out into another parking lot.

    I wouldn't mind it as much if said lot jumpers didn't wait until I was only 20 feet away to swing out and back. Scares the daylights out of me every time.


    Nice, Mom

    I remember a thread here about the moms who drop their kids off at school and how bad they can be at driving. I can attest to this.

    On numerous occasions I've been tailgated by parents who just have to get precious Timmy to school at 7:45 (the day doesn't start until 8:30, and most teachers aren't there until 8:10...where's the kid going to go?); two adults swung theirs cars in so close to mine after I had parked it that I couldn't even open my door to get out until they were done; and many of them still need to learn to park (at least one parked horizontally across three spaces, they were quickly dealt with because enough people complained)

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    Perhaps it's no accident that Massachusettes car insurance typically cost 3-5 GRAND a year!

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    • #3
      No.

      Sure. It's high enough. And drivers here do suck as much as anywhere else. But my premiums aren't anywhere near $3000 to insure two cars. And I carry a lot more than the minimum coverage.

      Even when I lived on the outskirts of Boston it was nowhere near that high.

      As for people bugging me to go right on red when it's not safe? I don't even put on my right turn signal until I'm ready to go. Unless I'm in a right turn only lane the person behind me won't even know I'm planning to turn right until just before I'm ready to.

      And if they honk at me after I've put my signal on and start my turn? I always assume they're trying to warn me about danger. That's what horns are for, after all, right?

      So I immediately stop moving and re-check just to be sure the coast is clear.
      The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

      The stupid is strong with this one.

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      • #4
        Quoth Nashida View Post
        two adults swung theirs cars in so close to mine after I had parked it that I couldn't even open my door to get out until they were done;
        I assume you tried, though? Several times? Forcefully?

        and many of them still need to learn to park (at least one parked horizontally across three spaces, they were quickly dealt with because enough people complained)
        Some idiot driving a Smart tried that in front of my store a while back. She did just barely fit in the space, but I was tempted to take my cousin (who was in the store filling a prescription at the time) and move both our cars to the spaces immediately adjacent. See how smart her car is then. Didn't, though.

        (Although my cousin did remark, loudly, about what an idiot she was... in her hearing. Not sure if he knew it was her car, but I doubt he'd have cared if he knew; he doesn't suffer fools gladly. She couldn't do anything about it either, as she didn't know he was my cousin, as far as she could tell he was just another customer.)

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        • #5
          Quoth Shalom View Post
          I assume you tried, though? Several times? Forcefully?



          Some idiot driving a Smart tried that in front of my store a while back. She did just barely fit in the space, but I was tempted to take my cousin (who was in the store filling a prescription at the time) and move both our cars to the spaces immediately adjacent. See how smart her car is then. Didn't, though.

          (Although my cousin did remark, loudly, about what an idiot she was... in her hearing. Not sure if he knew it was her car, but I doubt he'd have cared if he knew; he doesn't suffer fools gladly. She couldn't do anything about it either, as she didn't know he was my cousin, as far as she could tell he was just another customer.)
          Didn't know they were allowed to sell Smart cars to dummies. Rather ironic.
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          • #6
            You have to be a dummy to buy one of those...

            I mean for their size you'd think they'd get much better gas mileage.

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            • #7
              I still think those Smartcars are just souped up Cozy Coupes...you know, the toy cars?

              My supervising teacher thinks the same thing.

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              • #8
                Quoth Nashida View Post
                I still think those Smartcars are just souped up Cozy Coupes...you know, the toy cars?
                Let's start a rumour that the air bags are filled with embalming fluid, so that after the crash you're all ready to go.

                Of course, when I was a teen, one of my buddies had an Isetta (wikipedia) that we went everywhere in...

                One door: the entire front of the car!
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                • #9
                  My husband wants a Smart. Not just because they're diesel, but also because he is almost 2m. Meaning that we would get the clown car effect if we drove it.

                  (wants a SmartCar = if we ever end up in a position where we're forced to get a car, that is the car he would want).

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                  • #10
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    Of course, when I was a teen, one of my buddies had an Isetta (wikipedia) that we went everywhere in...
                    Awesome! I've never found anyone who's ridden in a bubble car. What's it like? Is it really as cramped as it looks, or is it one of those Tardis-like cars that is somehow bigger on the inside?
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                    • #11
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      Of course, when I was a teen, one of my buddies had an Isetta (wikipedia) that we went everywhere in...

                      One door: the entire front of the car!
                      Hey, wasn't that Urkle's (Family Matters) car? It's CUTE! Claudia-Jeep (my car...she's....uhm.....special?) would Eat It, but it's still cute.
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                      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                        Hey, wasn't that Urkle's (Family Matters) car? It's CUTE! Claudia-Jeep (my car...she's....uhm.....special?) would Eat It, but it's still cute.
                        Yep, Urkel's car.

                        And yeah, my jeep would eat it too. It's usually the snack-sized cars that try to play lane-merge chicken with me.
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                        • #13
                          Wow, we both run into the same kinda road-morons. Is it because we drive Jeeps?
                          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                          • #14
                            Must be. And mine's bright red, too, so it's not like they can't see me.

                            ...Unless it's a bunch of dogs driving. You know, colorblind and all that. Actually, that would explain a lot of the red-light runners here too.
                            "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Magpie View Post
                              My husband wants a Smart. Not just because they're diesel, but also because he is almost 2m. Meaning that we would get the clown car effect if we drove it.

                              (wants a SmartCar = if we ever end up in a position where we're forced to get a car, that is the car he would want).
                              Take 2 kids to do the major shopping trip of the month in a Yaris hatchback. Let the husband drive. I still haven't figured out how we managed to fit everything/one comfortably in there.
                              Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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