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    Earlier this evening, at the house at the end of the street--somebody (I don't know who, that house has been vacant a while but people are coming to and going from it rather frequently these days, so I don't know if the house has been sold and people are moving in or if work is just being done on it) decides it would be a hoot to rev their pickup truck's engine loudly...louder...louder still...really really loud, before laying down rubber screeching down the street.

    I understand this is a quiet residential street with not much traffic, but people still walk and drive down it, plus there's an uncontrolled intersection at the end of the block.

    To paraphrase a witty CS poster: Rev that engine a little louder now. I still can't hear how small your penis is.

    And then later I go out on a mission for lunch provisions for work. I'm cooling my heels at a red light when an oncoming pickup making a left turn swoops across the intersection and just about starts to fishtail.

    And as this truck passes--God is my witness--I see there's about ten teenagers riding in the bed of the pickup.

    I came reasonably close to seeing ten Darwin awards being presented.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    Irv, a 17 year old girl died back in 2002 or 2003 around here because she was in the bed of a pickup truck that was driving out of control.

    This was in the smaller farming town a few miles away from my hometown. Some local redneck kids and their trucks were playing after school, girl got into the back, they drove recklessly, and she was tossed out at high speeds and hit by a car.

    It is so not safe to ride in there.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      Irv, a 17 year old girl died back in 2002 or 2003 around here because she was in the bed of a pickup truck that was driving out of control.

      This was in the smaller farming town a few miles away from my hometown. Some local redneck kids and their trucks were playing after school, girl got into the back, they drove recklessly, and she was tossed out at high speeds and hit by a car.

      It is so not safe to ride in there.
      Hell, we've got laws against it here. Doesn't seem to stop no one though.
      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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