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  • I don't think that's what "Eyes on the road" meant....

    So I was nearly hit by a cyclist today. The disturbing/amusing part? I was driving a car.

    I turned onto one of the one-way streets bordering my daughter's school today to see a cyclist, about teen-age I'd guess, riding toward me in the road. He started out alongside the parallel-parked cars, but I noticed one disturbing thing that caused him to slowly drift to the center of the driving lane: his eyes were planted firmly on the road beneath his bike. Not on the road ahead, or looking for oncoming cars, but on the asphalt beneath his own tires and pedals. It's like he was watching his feet for something, like to check if his chain was slipping or his shoelaces coming undone, which is all well and good (under normal circumstances).

    Except for when it nearly causes you to hit a large red Jeep head-on.

    I noticed his inattention and drifting right as I completed the turn onto the street, and since he was headed straight for my bumper and only half a block away, and the street only wide enough for one driving lane plus two parking lanes (both occupied), I couldn't swerve around him. So I came to a complete stop, hoping he'd notice me. No dice. So then I honked.

    Cue startled glance up, wide deer-in-headlights eyes as he realized there's a vehicle ten times his size blocking his way, and he quickly veers around me to continue the wrong way down the street.

    I could've just let him hit me to teach him to pay attention, but goodness knows if he would've gotten hurt (not too much, as he was going slow and I was completely stopped, but I'm still driving a pretty big obstacle and he wasn't watching at all), but I didn't want to deal with the hassle of marks in the bumper I didn't need nor did I want to chance that he'd have one of those sue-happy parents. So horn it was.

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  • #2
    The two times I've ever been in real danger of being knocked down while walking both involved cyclists not paying attention to what's in front of them. Oh and one of the going the wrong way down a one way street - on the pavement.

    Never seen one miss seeing a CAR in front of them though!
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    • #3
      I know! The mind still boggles.
      "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
      - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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      • #4
        I'm fairly sure that if a crash in thta situation did end up in a lawsuit, you would have a strong argument you werent at fault. (I would love to see the cyclist explian how he missed a big red jeep, actually.)

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        • #5
          fog?

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          • #6
            Quoth sstabeler View Post
            I'm fairly sure that if a crash in thta situation did end up in a lawsuit, you would have a strong argument you werent at fault. (I would love to see the cyclist explian how he missed a big red jeep, actually.)
            The same way my pickup truck and chevy cobalt are missed. Its that stealth device that was installed that we were never told about. Doesn't affect the driver, or passengers of the vehicle, or anybody but OTHER drivers. For some reason it renders the vehicle invisible to other drivers (or pedestrians, or cyclist..you get the idea )
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            • #7
              Quoth Mytical View Post
              The same way my pickup truck and chevy cobalt are missed. Its that stealth device that was installed that we were never told about. Doesn't affect the driver, or passengers of the vehicle, or anybody but OTHER drivers. For some reason it renders the vehicle invisible to other drivers (or pedestrians, or cyclist..you get the idea )
              Can it be retro-fitted to a '96 Honda Accord? I want one.
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              • #8
                I didn't know the Romulans made pick-up trucks and fitted them with cloaking devices.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Mytical View Post
                  The same way my pickup truck and chevy cobalt are missed. Its that stealth device that was installed that we were never told about. Doesn't affect the driver, or passengers of the vehicle, or anybody but OTHER drivers. For some reason it renders the vehicle invisible to other drivers (or pedestrians, or cyclist..you get the idea )
                  Got one of those cloaking devices installed on the Peterbilt of Natural Selection. 70 feet long, 40 tons, but people still don't see it.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Captain Trips View Post
                    Can it be retro-fitted to a '96 Honda Accord? I want one.
                    If I could find it (the device itself is cloaked and does affect the driver, so I can't find it) I'd give you mine..let you deal with people pulling out in front of you, trying to run you over, etc (its really amusing when its my truck and the person riding my bumper is a motorcycle)

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mytical View Post
                      Wolfie - It's amazing isn't it? Don't you wish you could get rid of it?
                      I'd like to get rid of both the cloaking device and the 4-wheeler beacon (the one which, when the road is completely deserted, attracts a crowd of 4-wheelers as soon as I try backing into a loading bay on the front of a building).
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                      • #12
                        Seems like everyone who has one wants to get rid of it, and those who don't think it'd be useful to have (trust me, it isn't).

                        Luckily, in a pinch, the horn can cause the car to decloak long enough for most idiots to spot you.
                        "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
                        - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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