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  • Why can't you move?

    Two stories here.

    First one was on my paper route this morning. I was delivering to this apartment building again. Now, this drive is kind of shaped like an "F". You pull into the driveway, and then there are two branches (with buildings in between) where the actual parking is. So I pulled in, and then tried to pull into the first branch, but...

    There was a car that was just idling there. The driveway is wide enough for two cars to pass, but he was in the middle of everything, so I could not pass him. Which wouldn't help me anyway, since he was parked where I normally park for this customer. I clearly want to pull into that lot, but he doesn't move. Whatever. I park behind him, get out, deliver my paper, and get in. I see the driver watching me, so clearly there is someone in the car supposedly capable of making it move. I get back in the car, and do an awkward turn around (since I can't pull into the parking to turn my car around, and I don't want to back onto the main road, and my brain was too full of "WTF?" to think of going down to the next lot to turn around in).

    Just...why?!?!

    I ran up to school today just to pull my petri dishes out of the incubator for our group Bio lab (they are my pet bacterias...I have named them all Bob), and I had to find parking. I pulled down an aisle, and saw a good parking spot, except...

    It was being blocked by a car, which was waiting for another parking spot to open, that was further away than the open one. Furthermore, there were several parking spaces just past the one he was waiting for. Literally, at least a dozen. So, since the person leaving was still putting her things away, I drove around the waiting car and parked in one of the many open spots. So did the van behind me. Both of us were out and walking towards the buildings by the time this car finally was parked. I guess he just had to have that spot for some reason. (It wasn't even a good spot, either. It wasn't on the end or extra wide or anything!)

    Bonus: Guilty Conscience?

    Waiting at an intersection with two side-by-side left-hand turn lanes. The left-most lane is left-turn only, where the next one is left-turn/straight. I was behind a Border Patrol SUV in the left-turn-only lane. As the light turned green, our lane began to move, but the car in the next lane wasn't. I glanced over to find out why, and the driver of the car not moving is glaring at the BP agent! He looked angry, as well as...a bit of fear? After his initial hesitation, he slowly began to move, and went straight, even though I could swear he was signalling to turn when I pulled up beside him at the light. Hmm...makes me wonder why he doesn't like the BP?
    Last edited by bhskittykatt; 05-17-2011, 01:12 AM.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • #2
    Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
    I ran up to school today just to pull my petri dishes out of the incubator for our group Bio lab (they are my pet bacterias...I have named them all Bob)

    oooo what kind of bacteria and what media are they growing on?

    I'm going to guess TSA(tryptic soy agar) as almost anything grows on that happily-though CHROMagar is prettier-Salmonella grows purple and coliforms turn blue.

    (why yes I do work in a microbiology lab)
    Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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    • #3
      There was a car that was just idling there.
      Parents would do that at my apartment complex in Virginia, waiting for their kids to get off the bus. I could never figure out WHY they did that. The furthest apartment was barely a 2 minute walk away. I mean seriously.... Thankfully most of them were smart enough to pull to the side to let traffic in and out at least but... damn that's fucking lazy.

      I have named them all Bob
      This made me go cos I've been reading the Dresden Files. And I like to imagine Bob the ghost with Terrance Mann's voice.

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      • #4
        Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
        oooo what kind of bacteria and what media are they growing on?

        I'm going to guess TSA(tryptic soy agar) as almost anything grows on that happily-though CHROMagar is prettier-Salmonella grows purple and coliforms turn blue.

        (why yes I do work in a microbiology lab)
        They're growing in agar. It's just Staphylococcus epidermidis bacteria. We're using it to test various cleaning chemicals.
        Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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        • #5
          There are a few tenants around here that are too lazy to walk to the mailbox. It's the same people every time.

          Usually in the morning (because they didn't get the mail when it came yesterday), they'll go to leave in the morning, and they'll block the entire effing entry-way just to park and wander to the mailbox and get their mail and sift through it and see what they have.

          I want to bash them so hard with all of those useless ads and other junkmail that I get. Like those old comic strips of whacking a dog on the nose.
          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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          • #6
            Quoth blas View Post
            Usually in the morning (because they didn't get the mail when it came yesterday), they'll go to leave in the morning, and they'll block the entire effing entry-way just to park and wander to the mailbox and get their mail and sift through it and see what they have.
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2IxsfUpBck and fast-forward to 5:56.

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            • #7
              Quoth PepperElf View Post
              This made me go cos I've been reading the Dresden Files. And I like to imagine Bob the ghost with Terrance Mann's voice.
              Don't we all?

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #8
                Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                They're growing in agar. It's just Staphylococcus epidermidis bacteria. We're using it to test various cleaning chemicals.
                Aww, I was hoping that you were making Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate...

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                • #9
                  Quoth blas View Post
                  There are a few tenants around here that are too lazy to walk to the mailbox. It's the same people every time.

                  *snip*

                  I want to bash them so hard with all of those useless ads and other junkmail that I get. Like those old comic strips of whacking a dog on the nose.
                  What is up with that? If one is too lazy to actually walk to get your mail then you need help. Double points if you go to a gym to "work out" and still can't walk to the mailbox.
                  https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
                  Great YouTube channel check it out!

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