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This one comes from the HBA/Grocery specialist at the swamp, aka Kelly Bundy.
Kelly was driving her car down the street someplace in town. A guy on a motorcycle cut her off.
She gave the motorcycle guy the horn. Motorcycle guy showed off his You're #1 finger puppet. So she started hollering obscenities at him.
So motorcycle guy stops, dismounts his motorcycle, steps back and starts yelling obscenities back at Kelly. So for a few minutes it's the two of them hollering every nasty thing they can think of at each other, before Kelly decides to call the police and the motorcycle guy speeds off. (this apparently happened on a lightly-trafficked residential street)
And somehow she can't figure out why the situation escalated as it did.
And she wonders why I don't want to hang out with her any more. One day she's going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and it would be just my luck to be there when she does.
Kelly was driving her car down the street someplace in town. A guy on a motorcycle cut her off.
She gave the motorcycle guy the horn. Motorcycle guy showed off his You're #1 finger puppet. So she started hollering obscenities at him.
So motorcycle guy stops, dismounts his motorcycle, steps back and starts yelling obscenities back at Kelly. So for a few minutes it's the two of them hollering every nasty thing they can think of at each other, before Kelly decides to call the police and the motorcycle guy speeds off. (this apparently happened on a lightly-trafficked residential street)
And somehow she can't figure out why the situation escalated as it did.
And she wonders why I don't want to hang out with her any more. One day she's going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and it would be just my luck to be there when she does.
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