I'm a Matchmaker!

[Dips]

I caught up to some slowpoke. It became pretty clear they were just messing with me because they could. You know. Widen the gap and they slow down to try to narrow it, etc.

Eh. Not much to do but wait it out.

So while this is going on somebody swoops up behind and latches onto my back bumper. Sigh.

Now I'm not one to pull over and let a tailgater pass me. It just reinforces bad behavior and all.

But I looked at the the guy in front of me and then glanced into the rearview. And realized these two were just made for each other, you know?

So I put on my signal and pulled over so the tailgater could get by. Then pulled in behind him to watch the new romance blossom.

[LillFilly]

Bwahahahaha!!!!

Wish we knew what happened next.

[iradney]

You'd better be invited to the wedding

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I think I now have a girl crush on you.

Funny you should have done this (it was beyond brilliant). Tonight I was driving in from across town and every time I do this (once a week, at least) I end up with somebody trying to fornicate with my rear bumper. So I came up with the plan that on this trip home, I would experiment with the tailgater by speeding up and slowing down (with my accelerator, not my brake. I go up and down two series of ridges on my way home, so doing this without ever hitting my brakes up the hills would be easy). It occurred to me it would be extremely difficult to tailgate someone who was constantly fluctuating speed without braking.

Sign of the Apocalypse: I didn't get tailgated on the way home tonight.

Have to try this theory out another day.